Imaginary

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something you wish for that isn't really there.

Dude: Hey,where is your car?
Other Guy: What car? Yeah,uh,had a little accident...now all I have is my imaginary car.
Dude: Wow,that sucks,guess that makes two of us.

Imaginary by NikkySeay June 26, 2008

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Imaginary

The state of my girlfriend

Imaginary: You know your girlfriend is when she says you're right

Imaginary by FrozenLlamaPro December 29, 2014

imaginary

this is a slur that only made up/imaginary people may use or refer. refrain from speaking or writing this word and be conscious that it offends many, thankyou

"man, I'm sick of being imaginary," said your girlfriend

imaginary by camerup August 27, 2020

Imaginary

Redheads ( that is all that needs to be said )

Redheads are imaginary

Imaginary by SAMURAI_Ty November 29, 2022

Imaginary

Imaginary is a word describing something that does'nt exist, yet is commonly spoke about.

I have an imaginary girlfriend!

Imaginary by Hi my name is gary September 7, 2021

imaginary girlfriend syndrome

A condition in which a friendzoned guy begins to treat one of his female friends as a girlfriend, by being overbearing and overprotective around her

Jon: Hey, do you know why Bill was so mad at me when I told him I was spending time with our mutual friend Alice?
Phil: No idea... sounds like an imaginary girlfriend syndrome though!

imaginary girlfriend syndrome by protomorphius January 29, 2012

Imaginary Lat Syndrome

Imaginary Lat Syndrome is a common case of someone, typically a male, who believes they are rather muscular when in reality this isn't the case. Those with Imaginary Lat Syndrome can typically be seen walking uncomfortably while flaring their small lat muscles and tensing their arms in an attempt to look "jacked." In reality, it appears douchey and looks like a toothbrush has been shoved up their ass. Manlets are at high risk of falling victim due to overcompensation reasons.

imaginary lat syndrome manlets

Imaginary Lat Syndrome by Chazzy22 September 13, 2013

Word of the Day on November 12, 2018

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026