Sportsguy1991's definitions

Crypt Monkey

Loser Goth types that are obsessed with death and partying at cemeteries. Usually spout out useless crap about the end of the world and worship Edgar Allen Poe. They talk about visiting Jim Morrison's crypt in Paris. Crypt Monkeys are prone to apply for jobs digging graves or selling cemetery plots. They always wear black and have cheap ink tattoos they give themselves. They live at home with their depressed, alcoholic mothers and listen to My Chemical Romance and think it's music.

That pathetic crypt monkey got thrown out of the mausoleum again after aimlessly wandering through the halls drunk at midnight.

by Sportsguy1991 April 18, 2013

Dinky Dinky

An incredibly small penis.

That man has a dinky dinky

by Sportsguy1991 May 2, 2013

gradsturbating

Masturbation after graduation

After my graduation ceremony, I spent the night gradsturbating to the sexy dresses the girls wore

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

Pilgrim

Slang describing an amish woman

I saw a group of pilgrims at the Cleveland Zoo when I was 9.

by Sportsguy1991 June 3, 2013

KYA

Kick Your Ass

If you creep out my wife again, I'll KYA!!!!!

by Sportsguy1991 June 11, 2013

Monster Loaf

When someone takes a massive dump on the toilet. Usually looks like meatloaf.

Boy did I take a huge monster loaf

by Sportsguy1991 June 11, 2013

hockoholic

someone who is addicted to watching pro hockey.

that guy never studies because he is a hockoholic

by Sportsguy1991 May 1, 2014