Monster Loaf

When someone takes a massive dump on the toilet. Usually looks like meatloaf.

Boy did I take a huge monster loaf

by Sportsguy1991 June 11, 2013

gradsturbating

Masturbation after graduation

After my graduation ceremony, I spent the night gradsturbating to the sexy dresses the girls wore

by Sportsguy1991 June 02, 2013

insane fool

someone who just doesn't get anything at all or know what he or she is doing.

My ex is an insane fool

by Sportsguy1991 September 04, 2013

rope belted

When someone has to keep your pants up by tying a rope around your pants.

That man's pants were so sagging, they had to get him rope belted

by Sportsguy1991 September 05, 2013

hug dance

a slow dance move where a pair embraces close to one another while the song is still playing. Usually provides sexual enjoyment to one another.

At my high school dance, I loved to hug dance with the girls.

by Sportsguy1991 September 04, 2013

Raceaholic

Someone addicted to watching, attending or talking about motor races.

That man next door to me goes to Daytona 500, Indy 500, Coke Zero 400 and many more motor races. When he's not going to the races, he watches it constantly and never stops talking about races. He's such a raceaholic.

by Sportsguy1991 March 31, 2015

Hot Skirt

A miniskirt worn by an extremely attractive woman with long luxurious blonde hair.

Kate Upton looks really nice in a hot skirt

by Sportsguy1991 April 18, 2013