by A human you dont know November 24, 2020
Person 1: How is that castle being help up by a 20 foot tall stick?
Person 2: Minecraft
Person 1: But it's not physically possible!
Person 2: What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: It's the governing law o-
Person 2: MINECRAFT!(Bitch slaps person 1)
Person 2: Minecraft
Person 1: But it's not physically possible!
Person 2: What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: It's the governing law o-
Person 2: MINECRAFT!(Bitch slaps person 1)
by SibunaS August 27, 2012
An amazing game that allows your creativity to run wild, and allows you to build anything you would like. There's endless possibilities.
Minecraft good. Fortnite bad.
by Bendew July 13, 2019
by OwMyBodyHurt April 6, 2019
Guy 1 - Hey, Do you wanna go to my house and watch the game?
Guy 2 - FUCK YEAH! I JUST KILLED A CREEPER!
Mother down stairs - What's going on up there?!
Guy 2 - He's on minecraft again...
Guy 2 - FUCK YEAH! I JUST KILLED A CREEPER!
Mother down stairs - What's going on up there?!
Guy 2 - He's on minecraft again...
by xXChibitaliaXx March 7, 2012
A game full of cubes! You can either be creative (d1), basic survival (d2) or even play online games with others! (d3)
D1
Creative mode
Do anything you want! Creative mode lets you Do anything you want! Flying,infinity blocks and get access to secret blocks/items! Be creative
D2
Survival mode
Survive! The final goal is to survive! Mining, going to nether, beat the wither, going to the end, defeating the ender dragon...Even making your own food supply! Don’t forget your shelter
D3
Servers
Hypixel! Mineplex! Public servers that let you play their mini games! Have fun!
Minecraft is indeed a very fun game
Creative mode
Do anything you want! Creative mode lets you Do anything you want! Flying,infinity blocks and get access to secret blocks/items! Be creative
D2
Survival mode
Survive! The final goal is to survive! Mining, going to nether, beat the wither, going to the end, defeating the ender dragon...Even making your own food supply! Don’t forget your shelter
D3
Servers
Hypixel! Mineplex! Public servers that let you play their mini games! Have fun!
Minecraft is indeed a very fun game
by Petroplayer728 February 16, 2019
Mom: Tim stop playing that game we need to go to the mall
Kid ignores mom and keeps on playing
Mom: STOP PLAYING
Kid: but it’s Minecraft why don’t you play
Mom plays and becomes addictive
Mom: wow I’m stopping my drugs this is better
Kid: you take drugs?
Kid ignores mom and keeps on playing
Mom: STOP PLAYING
Kid: but it’s Minecraft why don’t you play
Mom plays and becomes addictive
Mom: wow I’m stopping my drugs this is better
Kid: you take drugs?
by 8_9 December 26, 2017