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What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: How is that castle being help up by a 20 foot tall stick?
Person 2: Minecraft
Person 1: But it's not physically possible!
Person 2: What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: It's the governing law o-
Person 2: MINECRAFT!(Bitch slaps person 1)
by SibunaS August 26, 2012
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Cheap and legal alternative to drugs. This shit will sap your life away.
A: Hey Tony, you wanna go to a party? There's booze and chicks an-

B: FUCK OFF I'M BUILDING A CASTLE AND MOAT ON MINECRAFT.
by Logdotzip November 10, 2010
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A virtual drug that will probably take over your childhood and teenage years.
Guy 1 - Hey, Do you wanna go to my house and watch the game?
Guy 2 - FUCK YEAH! I JUST KILLED A CREEPER!
Mother down stairs - What's going on up there?!
Guy 2 - He's on minecraft again...
by xXChibitaliaXx March 06, 2012
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Minecraft is a game where when you play it once, u will never go outside or get excersize again. It is like a cheap drug in which you build and remove blocks to make awe inspiring structures.
Friend: Hey dude lets go to a party. Lots of hot chicks there.

You: What server is it on?

Friend: What? Server?

You: Minecraft party's have to b on servers!
by Mikeandike123456789 December 12, 2010
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A suitable alternative to some illegal substance.
Person 1: Wanna come round me and do come crack?
Person 2: I kicked that for Minecraft.
Person 1: What the fuck is that?
Person 2: Just a ga- FUCK A CREEPER!
by Minecrafterererererer April 05, 2011
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Minecraft is a sandbox video game created and designed by Swedish game designer Markus "Notch" Persson, and later fully developed and published by Mojang. Wikipedia
Initial release date: May 17, 2009
Platforms: PlayStation 4, PlayStation Vita, Wii U, Nintendo Switch, Android, PlayStation 3, Xbox One, MORE
Did you know: "Minecraft" is the best-selling PC game (26 million copies sold). wikipedia.org
by Idekwia September 25, 2017
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