Ghasturbating 

The act of a man painting his penis white and pleasuring himself while pretending that he is a Ghast from Minecraft.

Jack- I was touching my tentacle if you know what I mean

Mary- You were Ghasturbating again?!?
Jack- Shhhhh!

Ghasturbating by MasterWolf33 July 14, 2016

ghosturbating

When you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you proceed to masturbate so it feels like you are being jerked off by a ghost, or invisible spectral force.

"Man, I was getting so bored of normal wanking I tried ghosturbating... it felt great!"

ghosturbating by Long Tao November 3, 2007

Glassturbating

The act of stroking your glass in a masturbatory fashion, often done subconciously. Can be done with a mug, cup or tankard also.

"Dude, stop glassturbating, it's making me uncomfortable!"

"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."

"...You're doing it again!"

Glassturbating by Jawful October 25, 2011

Gasturbating

The act of completely dousing one's penis with gasoline and masturbating.

Since Jimmy's dad was a car mechanic, he naturally enjoys gasturbating

Gasturbating by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

Glassturbating

The act of masturbating with the aid of porn viewed on Google Glass, either in private or in public.

Man 1: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Man 2: The one wearing Google Glass with his hands in his pants?
Man 1: Totally Glassturbating right now.

Glassturbating by Sunshine n' Roses April 28, 2013

godsturbating

Masturbating to imaginary things.

Dude, I was just godsturbating to the fact that Leonardo DiCaprio got an Oscar!

godsturbating by Dr Seuss's Cat Flavored Dog May 15, 2014

Godsturbating

When your the best at jacking off

I am godsturbating right now no one can do better than me I got 20 orgasms per hour

Godsturbating by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017