Glassturbating

The act of stroking your glass in a masturbatory fashion, often done subconciously. Can be done with a mug, cup or tankard also.
"Dude, stop glassturbating, it's making me uncomfortable!"

"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."

"...You're doing it again!"
by Jawful October 25, 2011
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Falienate

To both Fail, and Alienate your friends and peers at the same time.

Fail + Alienate = Falienate.
"Dude, I shit my pants in class yesterday... Needless to say I faliented all of my friends".

"There's nothing quite better than a good falienation in a public area".

"I try to falienate my friends at least once per week, usually involving exercise balls and a video camera".
by Jawful April 12, 2011
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