The act of stroking your glass in a masturbatory fashion, often done subconciously. Can be done with a mug, cup or tankard also.
"Dude, stop glassturbating, it's making me uncomfortable!"
"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."
"...You're doing it again!"
"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."
"...You're doing it again!"
by Jawful October 25, 2011
Get the Glassturbatingmug. "Dude, I shit my pants in class yesterday... Needless to say I faliented all of my friends".
"There's nothing quite better than a good falienation in a public area".
"I try to falienate my friends at least once per week, usually involving exercise balls and a video camera".
"There's nothing quite better than a good falienation in a public area".
"I try to falienate my friends at least once per week, usually involving exercise balls and a video camera".
by Jawful May 01, 2011
Get the Falienatemug.