Definitions by Jawful
Glassturbating
The act of stroking your glass in a masturbatory fashion, often done subconciously. Can be done with a mug, cup or tankard also.
"Dude, stop glassturbating, it's making me uncomfortable!"
"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."
"...You're doing it again!"
"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."
"...You're doing it again!"
Glassturbating by Jawful October 25, 2011
Falienate
"Dude, I shit my pants in class yesterday... Needless to say I faliented all of my friends".
"There's nothing quite better than a good falienation in a public area".
"I try to falienate my friends at least once per week, usually involving exercise balls and a video camera".
"There's nothing quite better than a good falienation in a public area".
"I try to falienate my friends at least once per week, usually involving exercise balls and a video camera".