godsturbating

Masturbating to imaginary things.

Dude, I was just godsturbating to the fact that Leonardo DiCaprio got an Oscar!

godsturbating by Dr Seuss's Cat Flavored Dog May 15, 2014

Godsturbating

When your the best at jacking off

I am godsturbating right now no one can do better than me I got 20 orgasms per hour

Godsturbating by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

ghosturbating

When you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you proceed to masturbate so it feels like you are being jerked off by a ghost, or invisible spectral force.

"Man, I was getting so bored of normal wanking I tried ghosturbating... it felt great!"

ghosturbating by Long Tao November 3, 2007

Gasturbating

The act of completely dousing one's penis with gasoline and masturbating.

Since Jimmy's dad was a car mechanic, he naturally enjoys gasturbating

Gasturbating by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

Ghasturbating 

The act of a man painting his penis white and pleasuring himself while pretending that he is a Ghast from Minecraft.

Jack- I was touching my tentacle if you know what I mean

Mary- You were Ghasturbating again?!?
Jack- Shhhhh!

Ghasturbating by MasterWolf33 July 14, 2016

gradsturbating 

Masturbation after graduation

After my graduation ceremony, I spent the night gradsturbating to the sexy dresses the girls wore

gradsturbating by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

Goosturbating 

When one aggressively strokes the long neck of a goose

Hey Tim did u see those weirdos goosturbating last night in that field?

Goosturbating by Chibi1125 January 8, 2023