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gladsterbating by Chromecide March 11, 2008
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Glassturbating
The act of stroking your glass in a masturbatory fashion, often done subconciously. Can be done with a mug, cup or tankard also.
"Dude, stop glassturbating, it's making me uncomfortable!"
"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."
"...You're doing it again!"
"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."
"...You're doing it again!"
Glassturbating by Jawful October 25, 2011
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Glassturbating
The act of masturbating with the aid of porn viewed on Google Glass, either in private or in public.
Man 1: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Man 2: The one wearing Google Glass with his hands in his pants?
Man 1: Totally Glassturbating right now.
Man 2: The one wearing Google Glass with his hands in his pants?
Man 1: Totally Glassturbating right now.
Glassturbating by Sunshine n' Roses April 28, 2013
gasterbating
(v)To hug someone for the main purpose of smelling them; To get pleasure from sniffing someone; The axe effect; Bomchickawahwah. The act of gasterbation. One who is the person, that is being sniff is the gaserbation station.
To gasterbate.
To gasterbate.
Glory: Mhhh; Kegan you smell awsome!
Kegan: Uh, thanks Glory, it's Puma.
Glory: Mmmhh, i like it.
Kegan: Uhhm Glory can you stop gasterbating on me?
I don't want everyone thinking that i'm a
gasterbation station.
Glory: Oh, shut up everyone knows that you are.
Kegan: Uh, thanks Glory, it's Puma.
Glory: Mmmhh, i like it.
Kegan: Uhhm Glory can you stop gasterbating on me?
I don't want everyone thinking that i'm a
gasterbation station.
Glory: Oh, shut up everyone knows that you are.
gasterbating by Kegan Van Der Woodsen November 14, 2007
Gasterbating
A term that is commonly used among gooners, where you are gaslighting people online with false information or 10/10 ragebait and pleasuring yourself to their reactions. This is commonly used in social media platforms such as reddit, twitter (mainly), and instagram.
Peak gasterbaters have content farms with bots sending 100s of false information on post, or just normies that just want people to rage.
Peak gasterbaters have content farms with bots sending 100s of false information on post, or just normies that just want people to rage.
Hey tommy i tried gasterbating last night. i gasterbated so hard the furry on twitter killed themselves can you believe that?! i nutted so hard on my computer screen when i found out.
Gasterbating by ABuildingOnFire June 17, 2025
Gasterbating
Gasterbating by chronic gooner June 18, 2025
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