259 definitions by von groovy
by von groovy May 14, 2019
This is someone that you share a love of yummy foods with, but not much else. You meet up and get tacos or pho or something and just eat and don't really connect emotionally. This may be someone you went to school with or worked with and eat out of common eating interests, but not much else anymore.
As Blake was eating his third Birra taco he looked over at Brett eating his fourth Seitan BBQ soft taco. They both locked eyes and realized they had not spoken on significant life events nor anything other than the yummy factor in the eats in two years. They simultaneously thought they each other was just a taco friend without realizing that THEY were the taco friend!!!!
by von groovy July 22, 2024
Connor was scrolling through online and saw an image that demanded action. As he was cleaning up his post paste, his mom walked in and expressed her disappointment.
by von groovy February 22, 2019
The warden was very displeased that the convicts were not keeping their shit-ass fuck sticks clean and infections were a crisis
by von groovy September 15, 2019
A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.
Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.
by von groovy May 12, 2019
by von groovy July 3, 2019
This stands for Random Accessible Manhood. In many circumstances, men need to access certain degrees of manhood to accomplish a task. Sometimes the accessible degree of manhood is random and over or under the degree needed which can make him look like a hero or a hoser.
While nursing his fifth dry stout, the fetching barmaid, Maddie asked Beau to open a fresh jar of olives. Instead of accomplishing this request with ease, Beau struggled and felt humiliated. Oddly enough it was not eight moments later when he quickly cooled a conflict between two meatheads. Maddie comped him another pint and said his R.A.M. made him mysterious.
by von groovy June 19, 2017