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a gontch is a product of rape that is normally used by rapists. it is a form of sexual conduct.
hey girl, do you want to come and gontch with me?
gontch by deal.fried.gay February 12, 2018
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gonch monster 

Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).
Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.
gonch monster by datguyfrom77 March 9, 2020
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The act of chugging a full cup of milk upon death in a video game.
"GLONTCH" ~Jabroni Mike after not S-Ranking Pizzascape in Pizza Tower
GLONTCH by Retrovoider March 19, 2023
A somewhat inappropriate act popularized in Britain during the mid to late 1700's in which the crotch of a family member is playfully grabbed by a fellow family member.
Dad: Goitcha!
*Dad proceeds to grab his daughter's crotch*
Daughter: DAD! Stop it with the goitcha already!
goitcha by bitocrumpet June 14, 2011

Gotchies 

Pull up your pants. Your gotchies are showing!
Gotchies by snplgal April 15, 2008

Goncharov 

A 1973 film centered around the titular character Goncharov (Robert De Niro), a Russian hitman who is currently living in Naples, Italy. Written by Matteo JWHJ 0715 and presented by Martin Scorsese, it was advertised as "The Greatest Mafia Movie Ever Made". Cybill Shepherd stars as Goncharov's wife Katya, and rounding out the cast are Al Pacino, Gene Hackman, and Harvey Keitel. The film was influenced by American Cold War propaganda at the time, and contains heavy political undertones - characters implied to favor communism were portrayed in a far less sympathetic light than those that aren't, and there are allegations that the FBI influenced or interfered with the production with respect to its portrayal of Communist characters. Politics aside, the movie was remarkably ahead of it's time in certain aspects, with a surprisingly homoerotic relationship between Goncharov and Andrey Daddano (Harvey Keitel), and an explicit kiss between Katya and Sofia (Sophia Loren). It has a reoccurring clock motif, the meaning of which has been debated but is generally believed to represent the fact that the characters are running out of time to live. With a story chock full of love, tragedy, death, and betrayal, Goncharov (1973) sure lives up to its tagline.
Person 1: I got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent Martin Scorsese movie??? What the fuck
Person 2: This idiot hasn't seen Goncharov
Goncharov by sleeping awake November 22, 2022
1. A statement used for your trust in return. Otherwise said by someone that swears to be there because you are going through hard times. A statement of LOYALTY,FRIENDSHIP, and or PROTECTION from anyone or anything that will cause you harm.
Don't worry about anyone nor anybody, you ride with me now, I gotchu.
Gotchu by TexanaDeLaView August 17, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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