gonch

Underwear - usually tighty whities with a stretched elastic and bearing the marks of a quarter mile dragstrip which are fuckin unbleachable. Usually vyach just waits til they disintigrate to chuck em. a key and necessary element in gonch pulls.

aka gawnch or gonchies

ewwwwww, whose immigrant gonch???

by Dexter March 26, 2003

Gonch

Just Gonch. He's too amazing for a definition. Period. An all around playa.

GONCH

IT'S GONCH

by legonch September 11, 2014

gonch

A hairy. Nasty .hangy.vagina.
Mostly used in the eighties doesn't get much play these days.

That strippers gonch is gone like yesterday.

by kappatappakilla June 7, 2016

GONCH

A Gonch is a huge heavy gut on a male aged between 20-60 who drink way to much beer, dodge salads and do fuck all anything physical, they love sitting on the couch demolishing cans of VB, tooheys or cartlon while getting abused by their female counterparty.

Have you seen Davo latly? He has a deadset gonch! Fuckn he needs to let some air out of that front tire ASAP or he might become a fukn circle, they recon he smashs 4 garlos pies a day

by Mac dad May 1, 2020

gonch

A disease or infection of unknown origin, usually sexually transmitted

Ah man, looks like I've got the gonch

What Happened to that girl?
Shes got the gonch

by Seitanic March 13, 2010

Gonch

Weed

“Let’s smoke some gonch”

by Olemonkedonke April 20, 2022

Gonch

To fool someone into believing that a non-existent movie or show is real. Derived from a meme that went viral on Tumblr. The joke was to fool others into believing that the movie Goncharov (1973) was a real film directed by Martin Scorsese, when in fact, the film does not exist and is completely made up.

"This movie doesn't exist, I think they're trying to Gonch us."

"Oh no, I think we've been Gonched."

by Pinkhairedpersonwithpronouns March 25, 2023