goatchoker 

the act of gripping your purple headed warrior so hard he burps blood out of his mushroom cap.

Steamboat Willy sat in the engine room of the boat because he's a filthy goatchoker. He didn't want the other boys and girls to see him wacking his billy club with a cockring and peacock feathers.

goatchoker by Sally mae March 6, 2003

GoatSmoker 

1. a person that likes to preform fellatio on goats and other farm animals.
2. a douch bag.
3. an asshole of the first rank. aka asshat
4. a socially retarded misfit.
5. a person with bad acne, doesnt know how to love, and can't keep a secret.

Can you believe that GoatSmoker told everyone about his sisters herpes?

No wonder, he thought it would make him some friends...

No one wants to be friends with some one who has pimples upon zits upon acne!

He is such a GoatSmoking bastard!

GoatSmoker by RandomChic February 4, 2010

goat choker 

A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.

person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*

goat choker by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015

Goat choker 

A single menthol cigarette

Yo bro you got a goat choker

Goat choker by American misfit April 3, 2022