GLONTCH

The act of chugging a full cup of milk upon death in a video game.

"GLONTCH" ~Jabroni Mike after not S-Ranking Pizzascape in Pizza Tower

GLONTCH by Retrovoider March 19, 2023

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Glontch

The sound you make when you drink something that’s not milk

Noise: Italian man! I have a good ol’ bottle of milk for you!

Peppino: Nice-a! “GLONTCH”

THIS ISN’T MILK!

Glontch by Ms. Funny-ha-ha February 15, 2024

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glonch

A variation on fellatio where the entirety of the penis and testicles are inserted into the mouth.

Abe: So did she have deepthroat skills at all?

George: Shit yeah! She was even able to glonch me!

Abe: So...you have a tiny penis.

George: Shit yeah!

glonch by mbeech September 29, 2006

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Grontch

To get and then partake of.

I want to grontch at that hamburger stand.
Where do you want to grontch?
What are you going to grontch?
Let's go grontch that food at that restaurant.

Grontch by Moe Heathmont July 19, 2011