GLONTCH

The act of chugging a full cup of milk upon death in a video game.

"GLONTCH" ~Jabroni Mike after not S-Ranking Pizzascape in Pizza Tower

by Retrovoider March 19, 2023

Glontch

The sound you make when you drink something that’s not milk

Noise: Italian man! I have a good ol’ bottle of milk for you!

Peppino: Nice-a! “GLONTCH”

THIS ISN’T MILK!

by Ms. Funny-ha-ha February 15, 2024

glonch

A variation on fellatio where the entirety of the penis and testicles are inserted into the mouth.

Abe: So did she have deepthroat skills at all?

George: Shit yeah! She was even able to glonch me!

Abe: So...you have a tiny penis.

George: Shit yeah!

by mbeech September 29, 2006

Grontch

To get and then partake of.

I want to grontch at that hamburger stand.
Where do you want to grontch?
What are you going to grontch?
Let's go grontch that food at that restaurant.

by Moe Heathmont July 19, 2011

Glotching

Sick or not well, vomiting

Today, I'm glotching so I will not go to work.

by Izabizaba October 8, 2017

Glotch

When a man ejaculates into a person's rectum and the semen drips out

She let me glotch her

by RatedE4Erect July 31, 2022

glotched

Glotched is another word for saying that you are really really fucking stoned and had your fill of indulgence.

Dude I feel "GLOTCHED" out! Man!

by Tony Garcia December 30, 2007