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Goncho
When you take a huge hit off of a joint, blunt, bong, bowl, etc. to the point where you cough uncontrollably. You can feel a goncho hit when when smoking out of a bong as the back of your throat starts burning before you pull the slide.
"Dude, just take a goncho rip off of that and pass it back"
"Hey Tyler, you wanna get gonchoed before the steelers game?"
"Hey Tyler, you wanna get gonchoed before the steelers game?"
Goncho by The Notorious D.A.N. January 23, 2009
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Goncho • gonch • gotchoass • Gancho • Goncharov • goucho • gonchig • gonch pull • gonschocolatebar • goocho
Goncho
Goncho by General Goncho November 22, 2021
Goncho
One of the greatest if not the greatest person of our generation. Known for beating a Mount Saint Vincent University basketball player by blocking his jump shot then hitting the game winning three immediately on the other side of the court.
Goncho by General Goncho November 22, 2021
gonch monster
Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).
Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.
gonch monster by datguyfrom77 March 9, 2020
Goncharov
A 1973 film centered around the titular character Goncharov (Robert De Niro), a Russian hitman who is currently living in Naples, Italy. Written by Matteo JWHJ 0715 and presented by Martin Scorsese, it was advertised as "The Greatest Mafia Movie Ever Made". Cybill Shepherd stars as Goncharov's wife Katya, and rounding out the cast are Al Pacino, Gene Hackman, and Harvey Keitel. The film was influenced by American Cold War propaganda at the time, and contains heavy political undertones - characters implied to favor communism were portrayed in a far less sympathetic light than those that aren't, and there are allegations that the FBI influenced or interfered with the production with respect to its portrayal of Communist characters. Politics aside, the movie was remarkably ahead of it's time in certain aspects, with a surprisingly homoerotic relationship between Goncharov and Andrey Daddano (Harvey Keitel), and an explicit kiss between Katya and Sofia (Sophia Loren). It has a reoccurring clock motif, the meaning of which has been debated but is generally believed to represent the fact that the characters are running out of time to live. With a story chock full of love, tragedy, death, and betrayal, Goncharov (1973) sure lives up to its tagline.
Person 1: I got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent Martin Scorsese movie??? What the fuck
Person 2: This idiot hasn't seen Goncharov
Person 2: This idiot hasn't seen Goncharov
Goncharov by sleeping awake November 22, 2022
Goncharov
"Have you seen that mafia movie, Goncharov"? "Yeah, it was epic, I loved the part where Goncharov has that shootout"
Goncharov by CasualSnake November 20, 2022
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