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Goncho

One below a Poncho.
Two below a Honcho.
Awww man.. I'm only a Goncho!
or
No Gonchos allowed here, come with your Poncho!
by Samuel G May 12, 2007
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Goncho

When you take a huge hit off of a joint, blunt, bong, bowl, etc. to the point where you cough uncontrollably. You can feel a goncho hit when when smoking out of a bong as the back of your throat starts burning before you pull the slide.
"Dude, just take a goncho rip off of that and pass it back"

"Hey Tyler, you wanna get gonchoed before the steelers game?"
by The Notorious D.A.N. January 23, 2009
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Goncho

The leader of RG and the best basketball player of all time. Known for ending mappie multiple times
Look at Goncho man he is such a goat
by General Goncho November 22, 2021
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Goncho

One of the greatest if not the greatest person of our generation. Known for beating a Mount Saint Vincent University basketball player by blocking his jump shot then hitting the game winning three immediately on the other side of the court.
Look at Goncho man
by General Goncho November 22, 2021
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gonch monster

Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).
Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.
by datguyfrom77 March 9, 2020
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Goncharov

A 1973 film centered around the titular character Goncharov (Robert De Niro), a Russian hitman who is currently living in Naples, Italy. Written by Matteo JWHJ 0715 and presented by Martin Scorsese, it was advertised as "The Greatest Mafia Movie Ever Made". Cybill Shepherd stars as Goncharov's wife Katya, and rounding out the cast are Al Pacino, Gene Hackman, and Harvey Keitel. The film was influenced by American Cold War propaganda at the time, and contains heavy political undertones - characters implied to favor communism were portrayed in a far less sympathetic light than those that aren't, and there are allegations that the FBI influenced or interfered with the production with respect to its portrayal of Communist characters. Politics aside, the movie was remarkably ahead of it's time in certain aspects, with a surprisingly homoerotic relationship between Goncharov and Andrey Daddano (Harvey Keitel), and an explicit kiss between Katya and Sofia (Sophia Loren). It has a reoccurring clock motif, the meaning of which has been debated but is generally believed to represent the fact that the characters are running out of time to live. With a story chock full of love, tragedy, death, and betrayal, Goncharov (1973) sure lives up to its tagline.
Person 1: I got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent Martin Scorsese movie??? What the fuck
Person 2: This idiot hasn't seen Goncharov
by sleeping awake November 22, 2022
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Goncharov

A fictional 1973 Martin Scorsese Mafia movie, invented by users of Tumblr in 2022
"Have you seen that mafia movie, Goncharov"? "Yeah, it was epic, I loved the part where Goncharov has that shootout"
by CasualSnake November 20, 2022
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