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Glozi is derived by the term Globalist Socialist or GlobalistSozialismus (German) It is the opposite of Nazism right wing ideology and is placed within the radical far left political spectrum. Instead of adhering to socialistic philosophy within a nation state; a glozi adheres to a global one state system with socialism as it's foundation, "New world Order". They believe in open borders, abolishment of nations and one world government. They also flag attention to the existential crisis of human activity destroying the natural environment, implying the need to be tamed with fascist or authoritarian power, so we can equally harmonize and survive by global unified planning. All freedoms would considerably be destroyed under this system. The threat of Glozism will significantly increase during the 21st century, with the affects of overpopulation, climate change and sparsity of resources.
Those Antifa or SJW's sure act like Glozi's. The bureaucrats and world banks are working in the interest of glozism.
Glozi by Criseno November 14, 2018
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glotz • glitzy • gloth • Glot • Glotrop • glitz • gloozey • GloZell • Gotz • Glorzo

glotograph 

noun
a picture of an exotic foreign locale, made using a camera and shared through the internet, usually for the purposes of reminding people back home in bad weather just how unlucky they are. Less commonly, may also apply to images of newly-acquired significant others.

Canadian spelling: "Gloatograph".

Short form: gloto
That January, Mike and Kerri eloped to Hawaii, where they posted many glotographs of Maui sunsets on Facebook, much to the chagrin of their jealous friends in Calgary.
glotograph by MidnightTuiliq January 28, 2009
A woman whose hilarity is beyond words. Whether she is translating ketchup/cashew/ke$ha lyrics or showing how her push up bra helps her get her man, her humor is completely unique and will have you laughing uncontrollably. Glozell is known for making up her own words such as “Crackamus” “Crotchumas” & “Aluminum Digger”. She knows when its time to get rid of that rude boy and get yourself into those AAA meetings. Probably the funniest gal on youtube.
"Girl, how drunk IS you?!"

"Don't call her name Alejandro. Don't call her name Roberto. Don't call her name Cilantro...."
-Glozell
Glozell by UnicornMaster August 4, 2010
"Good Luck On The Re-build"

Often used in games such as ogame...
Oh thats sucks he hit you hard! GLOTR!!!!
GLOTR by Mathew June 19, 2006
verb; To transcend traditional conversation, and reach higher levels of communal thought. When glouzing, one rarely talks about actual people, places, or things. Most glouze sessions revolve around hypothetical situations and ideas. The use of drugs or alcohol is not necessary to glouze, but it does help a little. Most people that glouze don't realize they are glouzing, unless it's an intentional glouze. Much like improvisational acting, the key to glouzing is to keep the train going. Ideas need to bounce back and forth between people, creating the energy to keep conversation fluid and constant. No topic of conversation is denied passage. If an anti-glouzing agent, (like a cell phone, or a bro) is introduced, it must be removed completely. When you encounter people in full glouze mode, it's best to pull up a chair and listen for a few minutes before joining in. If you are not interested in glouzing, and would rather gossip or talk about your new work-out regimen, do not enter at all. The benefits of glouzing include: mind expansion, stronger relationships, heightened creativity, and good memories. The only side effect of glouzing is that normal conversation will seem much more boring and pointless in comparison.
I've got two beers in me, a few friends with me, a great sunset in front of me, and now I'm ready to glouze the night away.
glouze by Cynthesizer May 14, 2013
Ottawas Entertainment Page, @Gloozey on Instagram with over 50k+ Followers, EVEN Shaq(@shaq) Follows
Yo did you see Gloozey latest Video
gloozey by Frederik123 January 28, 2021
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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