After preparing a light snack of popcorn and trail mix, Jerry collapsed onto the couch, ready to glotz the latest installment of The Brady Bunch.
by RianSeeking December 30, 2005
Get the glotz mug.Glozi is derived by the term Globalist Socialist or GlobalistSozialismus (German) It is the opposite of Nazism right wing ideology and is placed within the radical far left political spectrum. Instead of adhering to socialistic philosophy within a nation state; a glozi adheres to a global one state system with socialism as it's foundation, "New world Order". They believe in open borders, abolishment of nations and one world government. They also flag attention to the existential crisis of human activity destroying the natural environment, implying the need to be tamed with fascist or authoritarian power, so we can equally harmonize and survive by global unified planning. All freedoms would considerably be destroyed under this system. The threat of Glozism will significantly increase during the 21st century, with the affects of overpopulation, climate change and sparsity of resources.
Those Antifa or SJW's sure act like Glozi's. The bureaucrats and world banks are working in the interest of glozism.
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a picture of an exotic foreign locale, made using a camera and shared through the internet, usually for the purposes of reminding people back home in bad weather just how unlucky they are. Less commonly, may also apply to images of newly-acquired significant others.
Canadian spelling: "Gloatograph".
Short form: gloto
a picture of an exotic foreign locale, made using a camera and shared through the internet, usually for the purposes of reminding people back home in bad weather just how unlucky they are. Less commonly, may also apply to images of newly-acquired significant others.
Canadian spelling: "Gloatograph".
Short form: gloto
That January, Mike and Kerri eloped to Hawaii, where they posted many glotographs of Maui sunsets on Facebook, much to the chagrin of their jealous friends in Calgary.
by MidnightTuiliq January 28, 2009
Get the glotograph mug.A woman whose hilarity is beyond words. Whether she is translating ketchup/cashew/ke$ha lyrics or showing how her push up bra helps her get her man, her humor is completely unique and will have you laughing uncontrollably. Glozell is known for making up her own words such as “Crackamus” “Crotchumas” & “Aluminum Digger”. She knows when its time to get rid of that rude boy and get yourself into those AAA meetings. Probably the funniest gal on youtube.
"Girl, how drunk IS you?!"
"Don't call her name Alejandro. Don't call her name Roberto. Don't call her name Cilantro...."
-Glozell
"Don't call her name Alejandro. Don't call her name Roberto. Don't call her name Cilantro...."
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Get the GLOTR mug.verb; To transcend traditional conversation, and reach higher levels of communal thought. When glouzing, one rarely talks about actual people, places, or things. Most glouze sessions revolve around hypothetical situations and ideas. The use of drugs or alcohol is not necessary to glouze, but it does help a little. Most people that glouze don't realize they are glouzing, unless it's an intentional glouze. Much like improvisational acting, the key to glouzing is to keep the train going. Ideas need to bounce back and forth between people, creating the energy to keep conversation fluid and constant. No topic of conversation is denied passage. If an anti-glouzing agent, (like a cell phone, or a bro) is introduced, it must be removed completely. When you encounter people in full glouze mode, it's best to pull up a chair and listen for a few minutes before joining in. If you are not interested in glouzing, and would rather gossip or talk about your new work-out regimen, do not enter at all. The benefits of glouzing include: mind expansion, stronger relationships, heightened creativity, and good memories. The only side effect of glouzing is that normal conversation will seem much more boring and pointless in comparison.
I've got two beers in me, a few friends with me, a great sunset in front of me, and now I'm ready to glouze the night away.
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