to be payed 28 million dollars a year for 20 points and 10 rebounds a game and only 40 double-doubles in a season, along with 47 percent free throw shooting and 18 points per game in the playoffs
shaq has a larger salary than the entire charlotte bobcats team
by clevelandsteamer August 7, 2005
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The manliest man you will ever meet, his presence makes women go wild often engaging in the act of throwing their bras or panties at him. He also has the ability to serve a volleyball at impossible speeds often breaking the sound barrier. Shaqs are descended from the heavens and can turn water into wine and walk on water. They are charismatic and envied by other men.
man 1: Dude did you see that ace?

man 2: yea, only a shaq would be able to do that
by PersianMessiah January 26, 2011
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What you reply with if you can't come up with a favorite sports player in Spanish.
Person/Instructor/etc: Quién es tu jugador de deportes favorito? Por qué?

Response: Mi jugador favorito es Shaq porque es alto y muy rapido.
by AtmaRoM November 25, 2009
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He is the man who can dunk over any man.
Cannnnnnnn yoooooooouuuuuu digggggg iiitttttt?
by dbore May 29, 2003
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1)noun; A "big boned person" who sweats profusely, even during little to no activity.

2)verb; To sweat uncontrollably during minimal activity
As in "to shaq it up"
1) John had to rest after combing his hair. He's a real Shaq.

2) I found myself lying in a pool of my own sweat watching the basketball game. I was really shaqing it up
by D-H May 25, 2007
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A guy who used to play basketb... DUNK. That's all he ever did because he's like 20 feet tall. He also has GINORMOUS FEE he's on Gold Bond commercials and it's crazy!
"Hey, have you seen Shaq's feet?"
"Yeah, they're HUGE!"
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Short for Shaquille O'Neal; NBA player, movie star, terrible rapper, general faggot.
Wow, Shaq is 4-for-17 from the free throw line tonight.
by Del Tha Funkee Homosapien February 16, 2005
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