to be payed 28 million dollars a year for 20 points and 10 rebounds a game and only 40 double-doubles in a season, along with 47 percent free throw shooting and 18 points per game in the playoffs
shaq has a larger salary than the entire charlotte bobcats team
by clevelandsteamer August 07, 2005
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The manliest man you will ever meet, his presence makes women go wild often engaging in the act of throwing their bras or panties at him. He also has the ability to serve a volleyball at impossible speeds often breaking the sound barrier. Shaqs are descended from the heavens and can turn water into wine and walk on water. They are charismatic and envied by other men.
man 1: Dude did you see that ace?

man 2: yea, only a shaq would be able to do that
by PersianMessiah January 25, 2011
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What you reply with if you can't come up with a favorite sports player in Spanish.
Person/Instructor/etc: Quién es tu jugador de deportes favorito? Por qué?

Response: Mi jugador favorito es Shaq porque es alto y muy rapido.
by AtmaRoM November 24, 2009
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He is the man who can dunk over any man.
Cannnnnnnn yoooooooouuuuuu digggggg iiitttttt?
by dbore May 28, 2003
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1)noun; A "big boned person" who sweats profusely, even during little to no activity.

2)verb; To sweat uncontrollably during minimal activity
As in "to shaq it up"
1) John had to rest after combing his hair. He's a real Shaq.

2) I found myself lying in a pool of my own sweat watching the basketball game. I was really shaqing it up
by D-H May 25, 2007
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A bowl of marijuana that is sooo packed that the ganja begins to overflow from the bowl. It is refered to as a shaq bowl because of the massive amounts of marijuna in one bowl.
Let's pack a Shaq.

Dude that Shaq bowl got me straight raised.

No more Shaq bowls please.
by JEMROKA November 19, 2011
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When a girl wears a long sweatshirt or piece of clothing to cover her ass so people cannot look.
Jessica has a fat ass and she was wearing leggings but she was shaqin
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