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A Roberto is simply an awesome person who everyone can not help but like. It is only a pleasure to meet a Roberto once in you're life so consider yourself lucky if you do. Robertos are well know for their sensibility and most of all, their exponentially increasing swagger. Enjoy every second you have with this BAMF
Person 1: So yeah, I was walking by and i met a guy named Roberto, he was--

Person 2: WHOA! you met a Roberto! So swag!
by rad23 November 15, 2009
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He is a bit of a jerk.
Hot and liked by majority of girls.
Not your typical 'dumb douchebag' but actually quite intelligent.
'Roberto a jerk bit also an intelligent mf.
by Guessmyname3000 November 12, 2016
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the most bad ass dude in the world with a huge dick and has the best sex skills ever hes huge like a horse and fucks like a stallion!
he is so good he has to b a Roberto
by kingofdawurld December 05, 2010
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The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.
That guy is so amazing... He must be a Roberto.
by purrmeow November 03, 2010
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Someone who is rude, kind of a jerk, but also sweet, funny, smart, and usually off limits by someone else. Can be particularly mean to some people, especially the friends of his future girlfriend, but still is considerably charming and chivalrous.
1) Roberto is such a jerk, but I can't help but like him!

2) Why do you like Roberto? He called your friend a bitch!
by mina_love August 12, 2009
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Very kind-hearted, nice, can be a bitch if get's mad, always listens, smart, energetic (:
Damn, i wish i could be a Roberto(:
by Thefirefighter(: April 04, 2010
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One of the most amazing people you will ever meet, Roberto's are both funny and shy. They are so cute and to be around one is to fall in love with one. They are very excepting of other people and are very deep and sensitive. They see the world from a whole other point of view. Some are alcoholics but that doesn't ever stop them from achieving their goals, they are smart talented and absolutely wonderful people
Wow hes amazing, must be a Roberto
by Hey_its_Parker March 12, 2017
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