glouze

verb; To transcend traditional conversation, and reach higher levels of communal thought. When glouzing, one rarely talks about actual people, places, or things. Most glouze sessions revolve around hypothetical situations and ideas. The use of drugs or alcohol is not necessary to glouze, but it does help a little. Most people that glouze don't realize they are glouzing, unless it's an intentional glouze. Much like improvisational acting, the key to glouzing is to keep the train going. Ideas need to bounce back and forth between people, creating the energy to keep conversation fluid and constant. No topic of conversation is denied passage. If an anti-glouzing agent, (like a cell phone, or a bro) is introduced, it must be removed completely. When you encounter people in full glouze mode, it's best to pull up a chair and listen for a few minutes before joining in. If you are not interested in glouzing, and would rather gossip or talk about your new work-out regimen, do not enter at all. The benefits of glouzing include: mind expansion, stronger relationships, heightened creativity, and good memories. The only side effect of glouzing is that normal conversation will seem much more boring and pointless in comparison.

I've got two beers in me, a few friends with me, a great sunset in front of me, and now I'm ready to glouze the night away.

by Cynthesizer May 14, 2013

Only In Gloucestershire (O.I.G)

A "person",event or story so outrageously unique, ridiculous or hideous that the only place in the world it would occur is in Gloucestershire. For example, Gloucester Wierdos and Cheese Rolling

Went up Glostee town last night, It was like a Halloween Safari

Haha Only In Gloucestershire (O.I.G) sounds like you saw some right OIG's (Gloucestershire Freaks)

by Forester Mo May 8, 2011

Glozell

A woman whose hilarity is beyond words. Whether she is translating ketchup/cashew/ke$ha lyrics or showing how her push up bra helps her get her man, her humor is completely unique and will have you laughing uncontrollably. Glozell is known for making up her own words such as “Crackamus” “Crotchumas” & “Aluminum Digger”. She knows when its time to get rid of that rude boy and get yourself into those AAA meetings. Probably the funniest gal on youtube.

"Girl, how drunk IS you?!"

"Don't call her name Alejandro. Don't call her name Roberto. Don't call her name Cilantro...."
-Glozell

by UnicornMaster August 4, 2010

gloucester high school

an extremely scary school in ottawa with many stabbings in the area. anyone going here should fear for their safety. if you have the chance you should immediately transfer schools. almost everyone is on drugs and if you even LOOK at someone in the wrong way they will tell their gang about you and get you beaten up. i am praying for anyone who has to go to this terrible school. my advice to anyone who is going here is to make it one year without looking at or talking to anyone and transferring schools if you manage to finish the year.

person 1: did you hear about the freshman at gloucester high school who got stabbed just for the entertainment of the person who stabbed him?
person 2: yeah, i feel so bad for anyone who has to go to that terrible school

by bigfella23432 August 29, 2021

Gloucestershire Ringtoss

The process by which, over the course of several years, a distinguished gentleman collects a substantial amount of knobcheese and forms it into a disc weighing several pounds. This must then be entered as the rolling cheese in the Gloucestershire cheese rolling competition, which is particularly difficult considering that it has been made by the same woman since 1988. To overcome this, one may either stealthily switch the cow-cheese with the man-cheese at any point in the process or convince the woman by sob story that the cheese was made by your dying mother who only ever wanted to see it rolled downhill or something, preferably using a starved puppy as a visual aid. Unbeknownst to anyone involved, however, one will have carved a hole in the cheese just wider than the diameter of your dick, hidden under the paper ribbons that wrap it. This is because you will, at the point it is thrown down hill, burst out from the crowds at the bottom and attempt to catch it on your dick, which should burst through the ribbons like a triumphant Olympic athlete, before you are then crushed by the waves of tumbling shire-folk.

‘A great race this year in which everyone died and finally someone got his dick out’ – The Gloucester Citizen

‘The Gloucestershire Ringtoss has finally been completed. The process has begun. Humankind’s dusk approacheth.’ – Mysterious man in cloak from The Royal Society of Go Away

by 535 February 21, 2012

gloozey

Ottawas Entertainment Page, @Gloozey on Instagram with over 50k+ Followers, EVEN Shaq(@shaq) Follows

Yo did you see Gloozey latest Video

by Frederik123 January 28, 2021

gloozey

A very popular Instagram entertainment and meme page dedicated to Ottawa. So popular EVEN SHAQ (@shaq) follows and comments on their posts. While the page promotes a lot of popular rappers from Pttawa and Toronto Gloozey often features News and Facts related to Canada as well as senseless and funny videos consisting of primitive youth (and also adults) engaging in funny activities whilst shouting out the phrase "GLOOZEY". Due to its large influence, many people thrive to have their videos reposted onto the page, which causes to people record whatever they deem funny, ghetto or just plain crazy.

Yo fam did you pree the new post on Gloozey, I cant believe Justin Trudeau really dressed up as a "Brown Faced Alaadin" in 2001! BRAZYYYY

by Frederik123 January 28, 2021