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When you Cum a silver slimy substance that tastes like bacon
I totally made a huge glot today. You think I should get that checked out?
Glot by iRinny January 20, 2009
Related Words
gloth Glot Glotrop Glottis glot'al Glotch Glothes glothing Glotto glotactics
a crusty substance that collects on the foreskin of ones unsircomsized penis
dude, your cock gots lotta glot
Glot by Dude Dan January 16, 2003
Sarah: Tyler just ghosted me
...
Me: GLOT baby
GLOT by SAMYSAMYOYE21 January 21, 2021
A preposterous amount of semen.

Also can be described with a similar size or consistency of snot.
"Gabe wipes a glot of cum on his friends shirt, he refuses to apologize"
Glot by fuckburger9000 December 31, 2022
The correct way to pronounce "glottal" is with a glottal stop. That way it's practically onomatopoeia.
A: "What's a glot'al stop, anyway?"
B: "You just made one."
glot'al by canonlibel February 17, 2010

Parkin Glot 

A special type of well actually man that you find teaching English in SEA countries. This person cannot discern whether a word is compound or made up of two separate words despite having obtained an undergrad degree. His interests are typically very generic in taste such as anime, bukowski, and canned beer. His past times include smoking malboro reds, blogging on blogger or wordpress, and walking around walmart at 3am with his friends.
Have you made any friends at the school you're teaching at? Naw the other teacher is a Parkin Glot.
Parkin Glot by osuiqueue January 9, 2020