gaandi
gaandi by painintheass January 27, 2005
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Pull a Ghandi
To have completely unexpected, over-the-top violent reaction.
This stems from the Civilization series: All NPCs were given an aggression multiplier of 0-10, Ghandi’s of course, being 0. One of the traits reduced the aggression multiplier of NPC’s by 1, making 10 become 9, 3 become 2 and so on. Unluckily for the rest of the world, 0 is the smallest number in an unsigned byte, causing peaceful ol’ Ghandi to have an aggression multiplier of 255, resulting in much raping, pillaging and nuking of allies.
This stems from the Civilization series: All NPCs were given an aggression multiplier of 0-10, Ghandi’s of course, being 0. One of the traits reduced the aggression multiplier of NPC’s by 1, making 10 become 9, 3 become 2 and so on. Unluckily for the rest of the world, 0 is the smallest number in an unsigned byte, causing peaceful ol’ Ghandi to have an aggression multiplier of 255, resulting in much raping, pillaging and nuking of allies.
Joe So what's happening in the news today?
Steve North Korea's still trying to pull a Ghandi.
In a StoryI was down at the bar with Joe last night and we were both about four drinks deep into our guy's night out when some fucking klutz comes up behind him and spills his beer all over Joe's new shirt.
Joe's not too upset though, cuz it's just beer and this is Joe we're talking about, but the douchebag who got 'im covered in Guinness starts acting like it's Joe's fault! Tells all his buddies he's gonna beat Joe up, actin' tough.
Well, Joe just pulls a Ghandi on him. Broke his nose with that first punch and I don't think I've ever seen a man fly as far as our new bleeding friend did when he went out that window. The sound he made when the table followed him was pretty funny though.
Steve North Korea's still trying to pull a Ghandi.
In a StoryI was down at the bar with Joe last night and we were both about four drinks deep into our guy's night out when some fucking klutz comes up behind him and spills his beer all over Joe's new shirt.
Joe's not too upset though, cuz it's just beer and this is Joe we're talking about, but the douchebag who got 'im covered in Guinness starts acting like it's Joe's fault! Tells all his buddies he's gonna beat Joe up, actin' tough.
Well, Joe just pulls a Ghandi on him. Broke his nose with that first punch and I don't think I've ever seen a man fly as far as our new bleeding friend did when he went out that window. The sound he made when the table followed him was pretty funny though.
Pull a Ghandi by Tsarin March 30, 2013
ghandicapped
When somebody attempts to sound philosophical but instead makes themselves appear mentally handicapped in the process
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ghandi's revenge
The morning after results of a very spicy curry (suggestion = put your toilet rolls in the fridge for the next day) see rusty water and ring sting
ghandi's revenge by dj_derek March 5, 2003
gandi
Gandi is a word in Oriya language largely spoken in the east Indian state of Odisha. Gandi means ass or buttocks in Oriya language.
Gandi has various colloquial uses in Oriya as the following would illustrate.
"Gandi Muna" means a pair of shorts that is worn to cover one's buttocks.
"Gandi Munda" means beginning & the end.
Sala, To Gandi Munda andhara kari debi. Mu ehara Gandi Munda pauni.
(I don't know its beginning nor its end.)
"Gandi Gunjiba" means to find a place e.g with difficulty to sit on.
"Gandi Pasa" means hanger on.
"Gandi Fatiba" means to loose courage.
"Gandi Fateiba" means to intimidate somebody so as to leave him speechless.
(Magiha! To Gandi Fatei debi)
"Gandi Puchu Puchu Haba" means to be overcome with awe & fear.
"Gandire Pasiba" means to flatter somebody to win his favour.
Ta Gandire Pasiba ra mane kichchi nahi.
(Its of no use to flatter him)
"Gandi Mariba" means to have anal sex with somebody. It also means to fuck or screw.
"Gandi Mareiba" means to be fucked or screwed by somebody. It also means to be cheated or deceived by somebody.
"Gandia" means an effeminate person having large soft round ass.
Magiha Se'ta ede Gandia!
(What an effeminate & pusillanimous fellow he is!)
"Gandu" means an impotent person willing to be fucked anally.
Magiha Se'ta pukka Gandu ta re!
"Gandi Muna" means a pair of shorts that is worn to cover one's buttocks.
"Gandi Munda" means beginning & the end.
Sala, To Gandi Munda andhara kari debi. Mu ehara Gandi Munda pauni.
(I don't know its beginning nor its end.)
"Gandi Gunjiba" means to find a place e.g with difficulty to sit on.
"Gandi Pasa" means hanger on.
"Gandi Fatiba" means to loose courage.
"Gandi Fateiba" means to intimidate somebody so as to leave him speechless.
(Magiha! To Gandi Fatei debi)
"Gandi Puchu Puchu Haba" means to be overcome with awe & fear.
"Gandire Pasiba" means to flatter somebody to win his favour.
Ta Gandire Pasiba ra mane kichchi nahi.
(Its of no use to flatter him)
"Gandi Mariba" means to have anal sex with somebody. It also means to fuck or screw.
"Gandi Mareiba" means to be fucked or screwed by somebody. It also means to be cheated or deceived by somebody.
"Gandia" means an effeminate person having large soft round ass.
Magiha Se'ta ede Gandia!
(What an effeminate & pusillanimous fellow he is!)
"Gandu" means an impotent person willing to be fucked anally.
Magiha Se'ta pukka Gandu ta re!
gandi by Robert Marker January 22, 2013
sick gandi
sick gandi by Mears94 June 14, 2010
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Nuclear Ghandi by Sad Ghandi June 12, 2016
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