ghandi's revenge

The morning after results of a very spicy curry (suggestion = put your toilet rolls in the fridge for the next day) see rusty water and ring sting

John had severe ghandi's revenge the day after his curry munching.

by dj_derek March 05, 2003

Moosik

Music that is so good that it's sick or an ill cow.

1. That choon is moosik!
2. Call the vet, we got a moosik :/.

by dj_derek March 05, 2003

crimmit

A derogatory term for stupid people who live in holes.

1. You dirty motherfucking hole dwelling crimmit!
2. John was a filthy crimmit.

by dj_derek March 05, 2003

stealth bomber

When toilet paper is carefully placed on the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump, see force soil, so as to minimalise loud embarassing noises and splash back.

Alex regularly used the stealth bomber technique, like a theif in the night.

by dj_derek March 05, 2003

force soil

The act of defication, see lay a cable.

1. Geofrey withdrew to force soil in the lavatory.

by dj_derek March 05, 2003

rusty water

The results of a late night of curry munching or when in severe need of fibre. (runny shit) See ghandi's revenge and ring sting

My rusty water splattered all over the bowl.

by dj_derek March 05, 2003

lay a cable

Another phrase for the act of defication.

Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.

by dj_derek March 05, 2003