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fuckquake

a very intense orgasm, similar in effects to an earthquake.
Last night I had such good sex that it ended in an enormous fuckquake.
by oddkin February 17, 2005
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Fuckquake

When a fat bitch rides you
"So"
"Tina and I were fucking and she rode me and came to her fuckquake"
by PRODIGY33 March 15, 2015
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Fucknuke

Doing the most awesome damage or dps there is in a game, preferably for a short period of time. Originally from the MMORPG World of Warcraft.
Come on guys! We must kill this boss this try, give it your very best and fucknuke the shit out of it!!!

or

Look at the dps Aloccronn did on that boss, you guys need to learn to fucknuke like him!
by atoded June 19, 2010
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fuckukery

(fuh-cock-er-ree)

noun

Used to describe something that has been messed up with to the point of no return, or obviously completely made-up. Usually happens in order to make one appear either knowledgeable on the subject matter, or completely blameless in a messed up situation.
Jeremy got so fed up with Michael's fuckukery on Facebook that he posted STFU on his wall one day.

Your lawyer's legalese fuckukery won't erase the fact that you're so going to fry.

My brother's high blood pressure is a direct testament to the level of his current fuckukery.
by AhmBringingSessyBack March 5, 2011
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Trilayered Orange Fuckcake

The Trilayered Orange Fuckcake is a critically endangered branch of the human race. It gained its name from the orange coloration of its hide, and the three layers of its body; the outer coating of fat, the inner muscles (and organs), and the dark, evil core in the center. The dark inner cores are located within the heart. They fetch a price of a small loan of a million dollars, as they are extremely rare. Another striking characteristic of the Fuckcake is its majestic golden mane atop its head. Many wonder if the mane is in fact real, or just an illusion. Science thought these beasts were dead, but as one came into the public eye last year during the presidential election, so we know this not to be the case. The last remaining one has been given private sanctuaries in Washington and Mar a Lago to thrive for the rest of its days, and to breed with young, curvy, european swimsuit models, in hope that another Fuckcake will be born before the last one goes extinct. When in trouble, we believe they call on the help of other humans, including Russian leaders, but such acts of desperation have not yet been proven to exist. If you see another Fuckcake roaming the streets, please call the EPA, unless the Fuckcake in the White House has shut the EPA down, in which case, offer it a trail of scantily clad women that leads to a shelter of some sort, and protect it until we can have it breed with the other one.
Who let that Trilayered Orange Fuckcake into the goddamn white house?
Jesus fucking christ Billy, you're as filthy as a Trilayered Orange Fuckcake?
Latin Classification Term: Homo Sapiens Trilayerus Fuckcakeus
by ProtectionOfTheEndangered March 25, 2017
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protestant fuckbucket

A individual of protestant religious belief who enjoys the act of consistent sex
by Aildaris September 21, 2017
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fuckbucket

colloquial term for a woman who has repeatedly engaged in carnal activities, to the point whereupon she becomes overly enlarged.
She's such a fuckbucket, you need to strap a plank across your arse to stop from falling in
by Gazza February 6, 2003
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