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fuckukery 

(fuh-cock-er-ree)

noun

Used to describe something that has been messed up with to the point of no return, or obviously completely made-up. Usually happens in order to make one appear either knowledgeable on the subject matter, or completely blameless in a messed up situation.
Jeremy got so fed up with Michael's fuckukery on Facebook that he posted STFU on his wall one day.

Your lawyer's legalese fuckukery won't erase the fact that you're so going to fry.

My brother's high blood pressure is a direct testament to the level of his current fuckukery.

fucksucker 

A person who eats cum out of another persons orifice (ass, vagina, mouth)
Amy is a fucksucker, she ate out Jen right after I came in her pussy.

fucknucker 

When you fail horrendously and can't think of some bland interjection, such as "shit!" or "fuck!"
"Dude, he just got dumped by the fifth person these past two months."

"Aw, fucknucker. That sucks, man."

Fucksucker 

Gayberto, go suck a fuck, you fucksucker.
Fucksucker by Anonymous May 25, 2003

fucksucker 

you are a fucksucker fan arnt you.
fucksucker by longhorns-50 March 17, 2008

fuckluckary 

Avoiding failure by accident but it appeared you knew what you were doing.
Trip while carrying items yet catch them all before they hit the ground, pure FUCKLUCKARY!
fuckluckary by Phillipmikehunt August 1, 2015