Facequake

A comment or post on Facebook that elicits lots of responses, varied, in disagreement with each other, humorous, etc.: rumblings with verbal rubble and debris and chaos, but hopefully, with no casualties.

"Wow, did you read all those responses? That comment really caused a Facequake."

Facequake by RHColo March 4, 2010

Fatquake 

When fat jiggles on cats. Usually caused by a human lightly running their fingertips along the fur of a fat cat.

Oh my god, look at the fatquake!

Fatquake by someone just fatquaked April 15, 2014

fartquake 

Seismic vibrations that can be triggered by a powerful fart. Most commonly felt through the floor or couch.

Lee set off a fartquake that nearly rattled my teeth out.

fartquake by skintlizerd October 17, 2008

facenuke

When doing a facepalm isn't enough there is facenuke. Basically a facenuke is something you do when you are in the presence of extreme stupidity.

Narby CSS player:

"Liek hwo do ay bai gun?!?! pls answar pls plox pls."

Random player: *Facenuke*

facenuke by banjo007 May 11, 2009

facesquare 

(n.) new facebook app that lets you tell people where you are at the moment. if you use it, you are most likely at your house, the gym, starbucks, a 100 level history class, or a bar that's playing "i kissed a girl" too loudly

if i really wanted to know where greg is at 4 o'clock on a wednesday, I would have texted him. thank god for facesquare though; now i know he's at Planet Fitness.

facesquare by jackk1111111111111111 September 15, 2010

Facepuke 

Facepuke (face + puke) is a derogatory term for the popular social networking website Facebook, mostly used by those who think Facebook merges individuals into one homogenous grey mass, subverts users' individuality and makes them reveal private matters to their "friends" most of them the've never met in person.

Facepuke sucks even harder than CrySpace.

Facepuke by einszweidrei July 29, 2009

Facequote

Verb - To use or steal a quote, like, or wall post by someone else on Facebook and using it as your own in real life scenarios.

Idiot: "Hey wanna hear a joke I made up?" Guy: "Sure why not." Idiot: "A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me in kickboxing..." Guy: "Wow dude you totally facequoted that one, nice try.

Facequote by Ch33charones October 21, 2010