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fuckukery 

(fuh-cock-er-ree)

noun

Used to describe something that has been messed up with to the point of no return, or obviously completely made-up. Usually happens in order to make one appear either knowledgeable on the subject matter, or completely blameless in a messed up situation.
Jeremy got so fed up with Michael's fuckukery on Facebook that he posted STFU on his wall one day.

Your lawyer's legalese fuckukery won't erase the fact that you're so going to fry.

My brother's high blood pressure is a direct testament to the level of his current fuckukery.
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Fuckery Fairy 

When you wake up the next day and have found dumb shit posted on your Facebook page.
Girl, I woke up and checked my Facebook page. How about this dude posted a video of turtles getting their freak on?

I saw that shit! I was visited by the fuckery fairy too! *smmfh*
Fuckery Fairy by funny bish January 18, 2010

Trump-fuckery

Negative Insanity that you're forced to deal with every morning you wake up when Trump is president
I wonder what trump-fuckery we'll wake up to this morning!
Trump-fuckery by signchic February 6, 2017

Fuckupery  

A state of one having screwed up so very badly through laziness or frivolity that one's resulting future reputation suffers directly from his or her inherent ability to mess up the easiest of actions.
The extent of my roommate's fuckupery is astounding; not only does she sleep until 5:30 every afternoon and miss her classes, but her nights are consumed by watching anime and reading Harry Potter fan fiction until she goes to sleep to start the whole cycle all over again.
Fuckupery by Platinum Myst May 10, 2007
Fuh-Ker-Ry

noun
1. Pertains to a person, situation (or place) that considered ridiculous or nonsensical
2. An alternative to the word "Bullshit"
3. Injustice

Origin:

Jamaican slang word.
Jamaican Patois term first introduced to American mainstream/popculture in a scene from the movie "(top) Shottas" which can be heard during the deportation interrogation scene.
"You're one of them from foreign, who commit all of the crimes. Then you come back here to mash up the island with your foreign style car jacking extortion, all types of fuckery!"

- Jamaican Officer to protagonist, Biggs in 'Shottas'
Fuckery by Iyam Mi September 4, 2013

church of fuckery 

A cult of sorts accidentally created by MotherNightshade on TikTok.
Every Jewish parent wants their kid to be the messiah, so when MotherNightshade accidentally started the Church of Fuckery, her father was bursting with pride!

emotional fuckery 

a state of mind where you are completely confused and begin to hate on the poeple and objects around you. it can relate to relationship problems, personal problems and other factors that will lead to your inevitable nervous break down.
joe: "hey bro are you okay?"
pete: "na bro just emotional fuckery.."
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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