17 definitions by oddkin

Spirit-fucked

to be so overcome by the Holy Spirit that you seem to be drunk, high, fucked up, etc.

I went to church this morning and got so Spirit-fucked i couldn't drive home!

by oddkin March 7, 2005

pro-life

The belief that all life is sacred and deserves to be protected. One who is truly pro-life will oppose capital punishment, war, poverty, and all forms of physical or mental torture. Such a person will see abortion as a tragedy for all involved, not a "reproductive right" to be celebrated - and will work to end abortion, not by force or intimidation, but by working to change the social and economic conditions that lead people to choose abortion.

i hate it when people think that because i identify as pro-life, i would support such atrocities as capital punishment, pre-emptive war, or violence against women.

by oddkin September 13, 2005

fuckquake

a very intense orgasm, similar in effects to an earthquake.

Last night I had such good sex that it ended in an enormous fuckquake.

by oddkin February 18, 2005

borfkin

a small, furry creature resembling a squirrel, but having its origin in another dimension. borfkins are very friendly and creative, and unusually intelligent for their size.

what's that sound? oh, that's just a borfkin gnawing on a tree root.

by oddkin July 11, 2008

assquake

a very violent expulsion of fecal matter - also called a shitquake.

if you need an example, you are truly a sick fuck.

by oddkin February 18, 2005

theology

the study of God and God's ways. i cannot think of a subject that is more important, but less interesting to the common person.

if you believe in God, you're a theologian.

by oddkin May 3, 2005

presbyterian church

massive liberal bureacracy, second in stuffiness only to the conservative wing of the roman catholic church.

i spoke in tongues in a presbyterian church once, and they kicked me out.

by oddkin April 29, 2005