oddkin's definitions

Kylie Minogue

one of the sexiest women in the world.

i could spend hours licking Kylie's warm, soft body.

by oddkin May 5, 2005

hell

the place where our nation is currently headed.

under the current leadership, our country is going to hell in a handbasket.

by oddkin April 29, 2005

presbyterian church

massive liberal bureacracy, second in stuffiness only to the conservative wing of the roman catholic church.

i spoke in tongues in a presbyterian church once, and they kicked me out.

by oddkin April 29, 2005

heaven

1.) a state of unlimited pleasure and fulfillment for those who accept God's offer of eternal life.

2.) endless oral sex w/ Kylie Minogue

i hope when i go to heaven, it's really heaven, if you know what i mean.

by oddkin May 2, 2005

sweet baby num num

1.) an attractive woman, especially one who is also friendly and flirtatious.

2.) a term of endearment for one's significant other.

1.) That waitress is such a sweet baby num num!

2.) Christina is my sweet baby num num.

by oddkin May 18, 2016

pro-life

The belief that all life is sacred and deserves to be protected. One who is truly pro-life will oppose capital punishment, war, poverty, and all forms of physical or mental torture. Such a person will see abortion as a tragedy for all involved, not a "reproductive right" to be celebrated - and will work to end abortion, not by force or intimidation, but by working to change the social and economic conditions that lead people to choose abortion.

i hate it when people think that because i identify as pro-life, i would support such atrocities as capital punishment, pre-emptive war, or violence against women.

by oddkin September 26, 2005

borfkin

a small, furry creature resembling a squirrel, but having its origin in another dimension. borfkins are very friendly and creative, and unusually intelligent for their size.

what's that sound? oh, that's just a borfkin gnawing on a tree root.

by oddkin August 1, 2008