plank

A dumb person..a piece of wood
You stupid plank, You lost my plank!
by Kurt NG UD September 19, 2004
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A stupid or silly person. Having a similar mental capacity to a piece of wood.
by Thee Red Monkey June 01, 2006
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An extremely painful excersice in which one puts their elbows and toes on the ground and straightens their backs. aka Bows and Toes.
PLANK. up for 60 seconds, down for 10
by Nothereman May 21, 2006
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Posting up on a object while lying completely flat (like a plank of wood).
by Planking Professional July 10, 2011
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Bro #1: dude check out my longboard

Bro #2: that plank is sick as hell
by OxfordOfficialDictionary September 20, 2010
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slang term for Xanax, Alprazolam, benzodiazepine class used to treat anxiety disorders
mr.a)Say fool you got any planks?

mr.b)yeah they hittin 3 for ten

by jcarman October 17, 2006
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Johnny:Tell a funny joke!
Plank:...............
Johnny:HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one buddy!
Plank:...............
by KawaiiAnime November 27, 2003
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