Gazza's definitions

axewound

The OFFICIAL nickname for a little boy from Hull called Luke Axel something (Can't remember his surname).

He is also known as H4xel.

Hey Axewound, hows it hanging?

by Gazza December 5, 2004

I'll put a tail on you

To fuck someone from behind . Can be used as a chat up line or as a warning / threat .

Girl : hey wanna come over tonight ??

Boy : yea - ill put a tail on you girl

Bouncer : your too drunk , your not coming in

Customer : shut up ya dull cunt - I'll put a tail on you !!

by Gazza October 4, 2016

tinnie

a 375mL aluminium beer can

pass us another tinnie mate, i'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger

by Gazza March 24, 2003

wollup!

i want to bang you!

porn star enter`s the room, you are with yr mates and you all think wollop! she can have some! (wot a babe)

by Gazza October 23, 2003

fruit loop

noun A wholly vacant person. See also fuckwit

She's lost the plot, a total fruit loop

by Gazza February 6, 2003

tinnie

8 foot aluminium boat

we went out fishing in the tinnie last weekend and sunk a couple of cartons of piss

by Gazza March 24, 2003

social retard

The Social Retards are a clan set up in the time before time, a clan which not only live to kill, but kill for fun.

You can read more about them at www.srclan.co.uk

Spoony is such a social retard.
Aye, whereas Mr Camel is just a retard.

by Gazza August 16, 2004