A person who takes the fun out of absolutely everything by being extremely whiny, annoying, bitchy, moody, strict, uptight, etc. People who are like this are a real drag.

Guy 1:We were having a blast mattress surfing behind my bro's 4 wheeler until our neighbors came out and screamed at us.

Guy 2: What a bunch of funsuckers!

funsucker by SupaC November 26, 2010

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fuckukery

(fuh-cock-er-ree)

noun

Used to describe something that has been messed up with to the point of no return, or obviously completely made-up. Usually happens in order to make one appear either knowledgeable on the subject matter, or completely blameless in a messed up situation.

Jeremy got so fed up with Michael's fuckukery on Facebook that he posted STFU on his wall one day.

Your lawyer's legalese fuckukery won't erase the fact that you're so going to fry.

My brother's high blood pressure is a direct testament to the level of his current fuckukery.

fuckukery by AhmBringingSessyBack March 5, 2011

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cucksucker

A husband who either willingly or through humiliating coercion licks and sucks the cock of his wife's lover, immediately after he's watched them fuck, and her lover has shot his sperm inside her. The submissive act may also be preceded or followed by the husband's performing oral sex on his wife and consuming her lover's semen.

Mike was so excited by witnessing his wife Bonnie mate with Gary and experience multiple orgasms from his big cock, he enthusiastically licked and sucked Gary's cock clean afterwards. Mike had given in to becoming a shameless and depraved cucksucker.

When Bonnie realized her husband was a complete pussy-whipped wimp, she began bringing lovers home to fuck in their marriage bed. When Mike passively tolerated it, Bonnie and her more aggressive lovers began forcing Mike to watch, then to clean up the spermy mess they made of each other afterwards. Of course Mike was forced to clean up with his mouth, and became his wife's sperm-filled cunt eater and her lovers' cunt-covered cucksucker.

cucksucker by July41944 July 31, 2009