frenchtard 

A Quebecer who won't get out of bed unless he is offended. A somnambulant who is politically active in Quebec. A Quebecois sleep-deprived goatherder.
A French-Quebecer who blames the British Empire for everything, including the appearance of "yellow" margarine on Quebec supermarket shelves.

"Imperial Margarine" being sold in Marche Richelieu grocery shops, thereby insulting frenchtard!

frenchtard by Wibrating Weasel May 22, 2009

fReichtard 

An impolite term for rightwing authoritarians, particularly those who strongly supported George W. Bush's attacks on civil liberties (the PATRIOT Act, warrantless wiretapping, torture, etc.). These days, though, most fReichtards have had a magic change of heart, and will array themselves against almost anything that the Obama administration does, even something as minor as an address to schoolchildren. fReichtards, along with talibangelicals and robber barons, form the tripartite foundation of the modern Republican Party.

fReichtards are often carriers of severe cases of muslexia, to the point that they may see sinister Muslim influence in logos created by the Bush administration.

The baying pack of fReichtards howled in outrage at President Obama's nominee for deputy assistant press secretary, claiming that his father's brother's 2nd cousin's mother's father's best friend's former roommate had once said something nice to a socialist.

fReichtard by Hann1bal October 18, 2010

frenchward 

a. The presumable distance and trajectory of France.

b. The flight pattern of a homing french baguette

c. The direction that dead memes flock to once they have been sucked dry by the Internet

Alas, the wild french baguette in it's natural environment... It's elegance is emphasized as it flutters frenchward with grace...

frenchward by Tofu King53 December 14, 2018

Freightard 

An ignorant or mentally challenged freight hauling truck driver.

Swift drivers are such freightards.

Freightard by Jessetoxik December 4, 2019

FrenchCandyCane

When a girl leaks her menstrual blood into the guys mouth and then the girl starts swapping the blood with him back and forth while french kissing.

babe i want you to FrenchCandyCane me after dinner.

FrenchCandyCane by GermanCandyCane January 9, 2015

frenchmark 

What the currency in France would be called if America had let the Germans keep France after WWI and WWII.

"That Yugo costs 100'000 frenchmarks."

frenchmark by ret-coastie August 28, 2006

frenchcatdealer 

Online persona in Server 11 from the worst game ever created, in the history of games, period, from Scopely.

Usually mistaken for a lady because of his loving words of affection.

Also known by his dislike of most GEN's players (best alliance in Server 11 smh) since he was one of the founding fathers (step dad) of such alliance.

Aka:

- FCD
- Diva
- Queen of S11
- Destroyer of Yalta
- ***hole
- isavedyourlife (joethebruce's words of wisdom)
- Papi (that's how 4ofTwenty calls him)
- Love (cute nickname given by Draugik)
- Sweetheart (Ziva said so)
- Best looking guy in STFC (common sense)

FCD: Can y'all stop being mean to each other? This is a safe place.
Anyone else: frenchcatdealer, go choke on a ball of fur.

frenchcatdealer by stfcaddictionisreal December 22, 2021