Freightard 

An ignorant or mentally challenged freight hauling truck driver.

Swift drivers are such freightards.

Freightard by Jessetoxik December 4, 2019

fReichtard 

An impolite term for rightwing authoritarians, particularly those who strongly supported George W. Bush's attacks on civil liberties (the PATRIOT Act, warrantless wiretapping, torture, etc.). These days, though, most fReichtards have had a magic change of heart, and will array themselves against almost anything that the Obama administration does, even something as minor as an address to schoolchildren. fReichtards, along with talibangelicals and robber barons, form the tripartite foundation of the modern Republican Party.

fReichtards are often carriers of severe cases of muslexia, to the point that they may see sinister Muslim influence in logos created by the Bush administration.

The baying pack of fReichtards howled in outrage at President Obama's nominee for deputy assistant press secretary, claiming that his father's brother's 2nd cousin's mother's father's best friend's former roommate had once said something nice to a socialist.

fReichtard by Hann1bal October 18, 2010

frigtard 

Frig (derivative of fuck) + tard (retard) = frigtard (fucking retard)

That frigtard thinks Windows is a superior operating system to Mac OS X.

frigtard by Steve Dallas January 28, 2007

Freighterd 

Being crushed/injured during sexual intercourse due to the massive weight/size of the sexual partner.

While she freighterd me, she crushed my femurs - but it was amazing!

Sex could not occur due to her massive weight; I would have been freighterd!!!

Even while under the influence of coke, I would not touch him - in fear of being freigterd!

While Sam was plowing Russel, he got freighter'd

Freighterd by Andrew Martin-Sharples May 29, 2008

friggtard 

Shortened form of "Friggin' Retard". A person who is such an unintelligent jerk, they deserve to be mocked with trendy blogspeak.

Joe just bought a Zune, he's such a friggtard.

friggtard by Nick Kopas December 25, 2007

frenchtard 

A Quebecer who won't get out of bed unless he is offended. A somnambulant who is politically active in Quebec. A Quebecois sleep-deprived goatherder.
A French-Quebecer who blames the British Empire for everything, including the appearance of "yellow" margarine on Quebec supermarket shelves.

"Imperial Margarine" being sold in Marche Richelieu grocery shops, thereby insulting frenchtard!

frenchtard by Wibrating Weasel May 22, 2009

frigtard 

frigging + retard

word to denote Fucking Retarded people

He is such a frigtard.

or

It made me realize that this world has a lot of frigtards.

frigtard by LAD.M March 9, 2008