fReichtard 

An impolite term for rightwing authoritarians, particularly those who strongly supported George W. Bush's attacks on civil liberties (the PATRIOT Act, warrantless wiretapping, torture, etc.). These days, though, most fReichtards have had a magic change of heart, and will array themselves against almost anything that the Obama administration does, even something as minor as an address to schoolchildren. fReichtards, along with talibangelicals and robber barons, form the tripartite foundation of the modern Republican Party.

fReichtards are often carriers of severe cases of muslexia, to the point that they may see sinister Muslim influence in logos created by the Bush administration.

The baying pack of fReichtards howled in outrage at President Obama's nominee for deputy assistant press secretary, claiming that his father's brother's 2nd cousin's mother's father's best friend's former roommate had once said something nice to a socialist.

fReichtard by Hann1bal October 18, 2010

fricktard 

A freak and a retard (referring to a kid who is exceptionally annoying and you just wanna punch their face because even looking at it is annoying).

"Yo, I heard that Bobby clogged your toilet for the 7th time and you had to plunge it again."
"I know....that little fricktard."

fricktard by Narbear1224 October 9, 2014

Freighterd 

Being crushed/injured during sexual intercourse due to the massive weight/size of the sexual partner.

While she freighterd me, she crushed my femurs - but it was amazing!

Sex could not occur due to her massive weight; I would have been freighterd!!!

Even while under the influence of coke, I would not touch him - in fear of being freigterd!

While Sam was plowing Russel, he got freighter'd

Freighterd by Andrew Martin-Sharples May 29, 2008

Fricktard 

A super tard, someone that makes Paris Hilton look smart.

O my god Dave is a fricktard. Bill is fricktarded.

Fricktard by Clamonjello June 6, 2011

frenchtard 

A Quebecer who won't get out of bed unless he is offended. A somnambulant who is politically active in Quebec. A Quebecois sleep-deprived goatherder.
A French-Quebecer who blames the British Empire for everything, including the appearance of "yellow" margarine on Quebec supermarket shelves.

"Imperial Margarine" being sold in Marche Richelieu grocery shops, thereby insulting frenchtard!

frenchtard by Wibrating Weasel May 22, 2009

fricktard 

A better way of saying F***ing retard.
Another variation of this word is Fricktarded. Which is a way of saying F***ing Retarded.

Your such a fricktard Nathan.
Don't be so fricktarded Nathan.

fricktard by Sarah November 10, 2004

Freightard 

An ignorant or mentally challenged freight hauling truck driver.

Swift drivers are such freightards.

Freightard by Jessetoxik December 4, 2019