Nov 23 Word of the Day
A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
by JRBIV December 11, 2019
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People claim to have done this as an excuse for not doing better or trying harder.
"Your best"? Losers always whine about their "best." Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
--- Sean Connery as John Mason, in The Rock
by decacide May 07, 2009
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(1) An elitist assholean method for signing email
(2) An email signature indicative of a laziness too pervasive to finish what one started (by simply adding the word 'regards' followed by a comma)
(3) The electronic sign off of any over zealous, ass kissing up-and-comer in academia (probably an intern or TA) who emails his professors a final draft before it is due
(1) Dear Mildred, I found the gumming you gave me last night at the yacht club to be sub-par. Therefore, I shall no longer be skipping the dessert course of upcoming functions in order to engage in necking, heavy petting or any other similar activities in the custodian's broom closet. Best, Charles.
(2) Bro, swt prty lst ngt. Thnk I lft my shrt at yr plce. Best, Todd (a clear douchebag frat party boy's name, right?
(3) Dear Dr. Failedwritingcareer, Please find attached my analysis of vowel sounds in the works of Alexander Pope. Best, Herb.
by Apple Clis March 13, 2013
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Best means your best friend. It can be used for both girl or boy best friends.
Ex. Heyy best wyd td?
by Baddieee.. June 25, 2020
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A term used mostly by hipsters to describe anything that is above awful. The goal here is to keep your "I'm a hipster - and obviously to cool for this" attitude intact, by writing as LESS as possible.
Mary: "Hey guys, look at this cool shirt I won!" (posts picture)

Hipster: "Best shirt."
by Prof. Mossbottom September 06, 2011
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"Bacon, Egg, Sausage, Tomato", a popular breakfast sandwich combination
Hello Maureen, I'll have a B.E.S.T on toast and a cup of tea, please, dear.

by chris_in_sheffield May 23, 2007
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