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People who are willing to endanger, hurt and/or kill someone else on the road, along with damaging the other party's vehicle, as long as they don't have to wait that extra ten seconds.
Like other drivers, I want to get to my destination, too. Unlike other drivers, I'm not willing to kill a family of four on the way.
drivers by Black Kat August 6, 2006
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drivers license

apparently a song everyone cries to
- Dude did you hear that new song Drivers License ??

- Yea bro, ngl i cried.

drivers license

this is a song used to dig big holes in the ground (using a shovel or your tears) when you're sad or in the mood to do some bad, sad things. it's a really good metaphor for being sad, heartbroken, lonely or having a self-diagnosed depression. it's also a really uni-song. it fits every mood a human can have, the vibes are just different depending on your current feelings.
david: hey how are you?
julie: drivers license.
david: let me give you a hug then
drivers license by owoitsquack February 25, 2021

drivers license

a song that describes the drama going on between olivia rodrigo, joshuah basset, and sabrina carpenter. olivia and joshua were rumored to have dated and joshua flirted with sabrina carpenter. in the song olivia says your probably with that blonde girl, and sabrina is blonde!
im crying over the song “drivers license” by olivia rodrigo. im having a drivers license situation right now.
drivers license by drivers license January 11, 2021

drivers license

the masterpiece of a song by olivia rodrigo. in zed song she subtly shades her rumored ex, joshua basset.
“have you heard drivers license by olivia rodrigo? shit goes crazy.”
drivers license by tired toe cramp January 10, 2021

Drivers ED 

A lame class that gives teachers the excuse for killing highschoolers GPA's.
Mom: Oh how was drivers ED?
Son: Stupid just like all of their teachers.
Drivers ED by Bryan double C May 22, 2008

drivers test 

20 min of your life where u actually have to drive perfectly. aka known as 20 min of hell
Driving Examiner: im sorry u have failed ur drivers test because back at that stop light over there I believe u proceeded to take ur left hand off the wheel and that is not safe my friend.
Guy taking the test: Alright?
Driving Examiner: U also were going 35.5 in a 35 mph zone
drivers test by labigsnoopac January 18, 2013
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