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Abbreviation for Fucking Cunt Devils. FCD is used as a substitute for the popular OMG.
FCD you guys! You would not believe what Tina told me!!
by willfulenslaved April 16, 2011
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
by ET4444 November 12, 2007
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FCD is the abbreviated form of fat cunt disorder.
My knees hurt because I have FCD
My girlfriend likes men with FCD
I just got back from the doctor and I have been diagnosed with FCD
by Dogenut August 09, 2018
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Facebook Compulsory Disorder

A symptom where one can hardly do anything else with his or her computer except checking the facebook profile
A: " Your fb status is updated like every minute"

B: " Definitely my FCD is in chronic stage"
by yutridersa April 01, 2009
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FCD, or Fish Cunt Disease, is a medical condition in which a woman's vagina smells like the sea. Women with FCD should be approached with extreme caution, as their stench has been known to cause nausea, irritability and blindness. While easily treated, FCD is an incredibly common disorder among females who neglect personal hygiene, and while there is no official cure, symptoms can be managed by a regiment of frequent showers, followed by a deep dicking.
Bill: Hey, did you finally bang Shelly last night?

Steve: Nah man, we were making out, and shit was getting hot, but as soon as her pants came off the entire room stunk like the Pacific Ocean. Bitch has a bad case of FCD.
by theidort November 09, 2011
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