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1. In politics, the use of "dirty tricks" to discredit one's opponent(s). This often takes the form of false or semi-false accusations spread through underhanded means. The term was coined in the 1960s by Hunter S. Thompson and Bob Woodward. The art of ratfucking was brought into the public eye by Karl Rove. Among his ratfucking accomplishments are the 2000 GOP South Carolina primary and the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.

2. Sexual intercourse with rats.
Common usage on blogs: "Those rats ain't gonna fuck themselves, people!"

When rumors began to spread that Senator Booger had fathered secret quintuplets, he immediately suspected ratfucking from his opponent.
by Hann1bal January 24, 2010

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Term referring to bloggers, generally right-wing, who enthusiastically support war, destruction, and mayhem from the safety of their home. 21st century version of the chickenhawk.

Alternative terms include 101st Fighting Keyboarders, the Keyboard Kommandoes, the Basement Brigades, and the Fighting Hellmice.
Anthem of the 101st Chairborne:
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Cheezy-Puffs"
by Hann1bal January 24, 2010

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The inability to distinguish between different kinds of Muslims and their beliefs. Sufferers of this disorder thus equate all Muslims to Osama bin Laden. A person with a case of muslexia may be referred to as a "muslexic".
A crowd of muslexics gathered outside of the local Islamic Community Center, demanding that they bring out Osama's head on a platter.

Senator Booger appears to have contracted a severe case of muslexia, probably from too much contact with feral wingnuts.
by Hann1bal August 06, 2010

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Historically speaking, one of a handful of major industrial magnates from the late 19th and early 20th centuries, such as Andrew Carnegie, John D. Rockefeller, John Jacob Astor, Cornelius Vanderbilt (among others). Renowned for their wealth, they were also renowned for sometimes unscrupulous business practices.

In modern times, this term generally refers to that wing of the Republican Party that supports the welfare of rich people to a sometimes ridiculous extent. Robber barons generally support lower taxes, decreased regulation of businesses, and privatization of government. The robber baron wing often overlaps with the glibertarians in economic matters. Robber barons, in general, care about social issues only to the extent that the talibangelicals force them to.
When Senator Booger voted against tax cuts for the wealthy, a chorus of robber barons gathered to create a storm of poutrage against him.
by Hann1bal October 16, 2010

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An impolite term for rightwing authoritarians, particularly those who strongly supported George W. Bush's attacks on civil liberties (the PATRIOT Act, warrantless wiretapping, torture, etc.). These days, though, most fReichtards have had a magic change of heart, and will array themselves against almost anything that the Obama administration does, even something as minor as an address to schoolchildren. fReichtards, along with talibangelicals and robber barons, form the tripartite foundation of the modern Republican Party.

fReichtards are often carriers of severe cases of muslexia, to the point that they may see sinister Muslim influence in logos created by the Bush administration.
The baying pack of fReichtards howled in outrage at President Obama's nominee for deputy assistant press secretary, claiming that his father's brother's 2nd cousin's mother's father's best friend's former roommate had once said something nice to a socialist.
by Hann1bal October 16, 2010

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Used to mock the right-wing blogger Instapundit's habit of refusing to analyze or explain the links that he serves up to his readers, simply writing, "Heh," and/or "Indeed."
"Hehindeedy!" chortled the wingnut professor. "This link will show those damn dirty libs who's boss!
by Hann1bal November 13, 2010

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