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Fondugling 

Dipping ones phallus into hot sauce, oil or broth. Usually for some sort of sexual depravity. Other possible uses for fondugling are: painting (with a penis instead of a brush), cleansing (as if soap isn't strong enough), making a penis more inviting (for the man with a unhandsome, scared, too small, too large member or bad personality).
Paul was so 'fuck ugly' and had such a bad personality that he decided, in order to get a woman to touch his penis, he'd resort to fondugling, but, to no avail, instead, the young lady laughed, took a picture of his fully fondugled member, called the police and had him arrested. Paul spent a week in jail teaching 'big Tony' all about fondugling.
Fondugling by EarthFromObserver January 22, 2014
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Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

fonduing 

to be intimate with your love or sexual interest. (Originated from the movie Captain America, 2011)
Person 1: Where are Kevita and Christian? The movie is about to start.
Person 2: They're probably in Kevita's room fonduing.
fonduing by pussinbox December 4, 2011

Fonduing 

Having sex, especially with some dumb punk who’s way out of your league, but who doesn’t have the sense God gave a turnip, so he doesn’t realize it.
"Throughout World War II, Bucky and Steve had been fonduing in half the barns in France."
Fonduing by MarvelHuman July 10, 2018

Fondling in a Bush 

When two people like to have sexual activity or to masturbate each other in a bush or a run down place
Did you see those two fondling in a bush

Cough cough s h a n e and j o d i

Fondling 

To grab and touch and feel oneself or others in a sexual manner. (To Fondle)
1: "Ew! Did you see that guy fondling himself on the park bench?"

2: "I love how she fondles herself so provocatively."

3: "Is ok of I fondle myself infront of you?"
Fondling by Elikipiki August 15, 2018

fondudeing 

Fondudeing is when guys get together for the sole purpose of fonduing together. The act of fonduing, considered to be at best a co-ed event is the gayest thing a group of guys could do with each other short of a blowjob contest.
Hey, I'm still recovering from my rectal prolapse...think we should get together tonight and do something really gay? I've got it...fondudeing!!
fondudeing by TheRichfielder November 6, 2010
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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