fondingling 

The act of using another mans hand to maturbate with without his consent.
Works best when he is asleep.

Jacob if you don't shut up, you are gonna have a crusty hand when you wake up from me fondingling you.

fondingling by Fondingler April 29, 2024

Funninglingus 

When a clown gives a woman oral sex.

I was at my friend's kid's party the other day and the clown and I went into the den and he gave me some funninglingus.

Funninglingus by Miss_Hernandez December 16, 2009

fandangling 

Acting secretly, often in a manner that is frivolous and self-indulging.

Tom can't make it, he's out fandangling with his stripper friend.

fandangling by Jesse Jesse October 29, 2007

Fondoogling 

the act of groping hot girls with logic

The japanese Professor was arrested because he was Fondoogling.

Fondoogling by TONY THE TIGER! February 5, 2009

findinglingdon 

Is a subdivision of an silly billy, known to be very smart, lovable and cute.
Term is often used to confuse someone who is unaware of its meaning.

A: What do you think of this shirt?
B: It whould be better if you weren't such a findinglingdon!

A: I am so confused.

findinglingdon by pentagram of a dingus November 23, 2024

Fondugling 

Dipping ones phallus into hot sauce, oil or broth. Usually for some sort of sexual depravity. Other possible uses for fondugling are: painting (with a penis instead of a brush), cleansing (as if soap isn't strong enough), making a penis more inviting (for the man with a unhandsome, scared, too small, too large member or bad personality).

Paul was so 'fuck ugly' and had such a bad personality that he decided, in order to get a woman to touch his penis, he'd resort to fondugling, but, to no avail, instead, the young lady laughed, took a picture of his fully fondugled member, called the police and had him arrested. Paul spent a week in jail teaching 'big Tony' all about fondugling.

Fondugling by EarthFromObserver January 22, 2014

Fandangling 

Making sweet sweet love without full on sexual intercourse needing to be involved

My husband and I love fandangling between the sheets

Fandangling by Connie&blyde May 22, 2020