A vegetable of very limited intelligence. Like George W. Bush, only smarter - a turnip knows enough to keep its mouth shut. Bush is continually flapping his. You will rarely catch a turnip saying things like:
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
or
"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'"
When one turpin is insulting another turnip, he will call him a bush. It's all horticulture really when you think about it...
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
or
"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'"
When one turpin is insulting another turnip, he will call him a bush. It's all horticulture really when you think about it...
by smartin September 04, 2006
by Texas Cowboy March 23, 2005
A person being extremely random.
Being random.
People are often being very turnip on the in-tar-web.
Changing subject to something different when talking.
Being random.
People are often being very turnip on the in-tar-web.
Changing subject to something different when talking.
by Sneakeh & Bollox August 10, 2004
Function: noun
Etymology: probably from 1turn + neep; from the well-rounded root
1 a : either of two biennial herbs of the mustard family with thick edible roots: (1) : one (Brassica rapa rapifera) with usually flattened roots and leaves that are cooked as a vegetable (2) : RUTABAGA b : the root of a turnip
2 : a large pocket watch
Etymology: probably from 1turn + neep; from the well-rounded root
1 a : either of two biennial herbs of the mustard family with thick edible roots: (1) : one (Brassica rapa rapifera) with usually flattened roots and leaves that are cooked as a vegetable (2) : RUTABAGA b : the root of a turnip
2 : a large pocket watch
by Jack Byers February 24, 2004
Derogatory name for a Bristol City supporter.
As thick as the root vegetable, has nothing useful to say and as interesting as digging one out of the ground!
As thick as the root vegetable, has nothing useful to say and as interesting as digging one out of the ground!
by argyle-ive July 08, 2004
Someone who is judgment-proof, having no assets or regular income.
From the saying, "You can't get blood from a turnip." If you sue a "turnip," you will probably win, and get a judgment, but you will have no way to collect on it.
From the saying, "You can't get blood from a turnip." If you sue a "turnip," you will probably win, and get a judgment, but you will have no way to collect on it.
by s%mebody March 21, 2012
have you ever seen `underbelly` ? - its totally turnip.
thats more turnip than a normal can shake a stick at
thats more turnip than a normal can shake a stick at
by merk hunter May 04, 2008