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Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

Fondling in a Bush 

When two people like to have sexual activity or to masturbate each other in a bush or a run down place
Did you see those two fondling in a bush

Cough cough s h a n e and j o d i

Fonsecling

Rare form of research within the Investment Banking Industry, used only by true masters in the art of Googling, who have gone to the end of the Internet and back in search for a bit of info to include in a document.
When presented with an extraordinary piece of info, a marveled reader might say: "This is magnificent! How in the world did you find this? You've been Fonsecling..!
Fonsecling by 6packer September 20, 2011

Fondling 

To grab and touch and feel oneself or others in a sexual manner. (To Fondle)
1: "Ew! Did you see that guy fondling himself on the park bench?"

2: "I love how she fondles herself so provocatively."

3: "Is ok of I fondle myself infront of you?"
Fondling by Elikipiki August 15, 2018

cousin fondling 

originally to be fondeled by a realitive of a friend who is visiting, used more broadly as aimless stroking, ect. without any actual hooking up
i was cousin fondled for like seven hours but we never actually kissed
cousin fondling by *myself* June 10, 2005

fondling 

The art of being felt up. most commonly used by females. includes, caressing of the chest and neck resulting in heavy breathing and erect nipples.
you like being fondled eh cherise?
fondling by damn ass July 18, 2005