Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.
This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.
A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
Fondudeing is when guys get together for the sole purpose of fonduing together. The act of fonduing, considered to be at best a co-ed event is the gayest thing a group of guys could do with each other short of a blowjob contest.
Hey, I'm still recovering from my rectal prolapse...think we should get together tonight and do something really gay? I've got it...fondudeing!!