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fondling 

The art of being felt up. most commonly used by females. includes, caressing of the chest and neck resulting in heavy breathing and erect nipples.
you like being fondled eh cherise?
fondling by damn ass July 18, 2005

Fondling 

Feeling or touching, usually sexual or playfully
Stephen: My girl likes to cuddle, but I prefer fondling.
Fondling by Slasher Knight July 12, 2009

Fondling 

A group of Pedophiles is called a “Fondling”
Walking past the playground is a “Fondling”. Identifiable by the thin moustaches and dark glasses.
Fondling by User195 June 12, 2024

Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

Fondling in a Bush 

When two people like to have sexual activity or to masturbate each other in a bush or a run down place
Did you see those two fondling in a bush

Cough cough s h a n e and j o d i

Fondling the Fondant/creamed her egg 

A term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho's to celebrate Easter each year. This event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on Cadbury Creme Eggs and may result in a “second coming.” Because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.
“Hey, my ho had me over for Easter and I was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. I ‘aint ready to be no Mother fuckin’ Daddy-o! I can’t believe I played myself like this!”
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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