fartstache 

A dirty moustache, or the hair in your ass.

"When I poop, a lot is left in my fartstache".

"Check out John's fartstache! Man, he really should get rid of it."

fartstache by Sele92 November 2, 2013

fartstance 

That subtle and clearly recognizable slight raising of a rump cheek, to allow a fart to freely escape.

Look at that fartstance, there’s no question he has terrible gas!

fartstance by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2018

fartache

When you hold in a fart and you get a stomachache.

Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!

Susie: Oh are you okay?

fartache by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009

fartcatcher 

An obsequious servant, waiter, or sales assistant; one who continually follows closely behind their employer/customer, fawning and pathetically eager to please.

The moment you entered the store, you had a fartcatcher treading on your heels.

fartcatcher by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007

fartstack 

A seemingly never-ending succession of farts, lined up in a geometric or linear pattern.

Gee Bob, did you see Jim and his fartstack earlier today? I thought it would never end.

fartstack by Phil Saberhagen January 17, 2004

firestache

The mustache of a redhead or ginger.

Brad added 6 to 7 mph to his fastball after growing out his firestache.

firestache by Detective John June 26, 2009

Fartcatchers 

High-waisted panties, specially those so high-waisted as to cover the bellybutton at the front, and look even more weird as shit for our sober modern standards from the back, as if the wearer had a great problem letting even the smallest amount of fart to ever leave her, hence the name.

Gordon: Hey Chad, how was your sexy time with that hot chick last night?

Chad: She was wearing fucking fartcatchers! My boner withered as quickly as I kicked that bitch out of the room!

Gordon: So gay. Bad choice of underwear tho

Fartcatchers by SHITCOCK February 8, 2013