fartstache
"When I poop, a lot is left in my fartstache".
"Check out John's fartstache! Man, he really should get rid of it."
"Check out John's fartstache! Man, he really should get rid of it."
fartstache by Sele92 November 2, 2013
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fartstance
That subtle and clearly recognizable slight raising of a rump cheek, to allow a fart to freely escape.
fartstance by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2018
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fartstache • FAR-stache • fagstache • fartstack • Forestache • fartsmasher • fartstance • fartstash • Fartstracted • firestache
fartache
Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!
Susie: Oh are you okay?
Susie: Oh are you okay?
fartache by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009
fartcatcher
An obsequious servant, waiter, or sales assistant; one who continually follows closely behind their employer/customer, fawning and pathetically eager to please.
fartcatcher by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007
fartstack
fartstack by Phil Saberhagen January 17, 2004
firestache
firestache by Detective John June 26, 2009
Fartcatchers
High-waisted panties, specially those so high-waisted as to cover the bellybutton at the front, and look even more weird as shit for our sober modern standards from the back, as if the wearer had a great problem letting even the smallest amount of fart to ever leave her, hence the name.
Gordon: Hey Chad, how was your sexy time with that hot chick last night?
Chad: She was wearing fucking fartcatchers! My boner withered as quickly as I kicked that bitch out of the room!
Gordon: So gay. Bad choice of underwear tho
Chad: She was wearing fucking fartcatchers! My boner withered as quickly as I kicked that bitch out of the room!
Gordon: So gay. Bad choice of underwear tho
Fartcatchers by SHITCOCK February 8, 2013
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