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fartstash

sitting your butt hole directly on some ones nose while they are asleep and fart
when you go to sleep i swear im giving you a fartstash
by D.ymmit October 16, 2011
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fartstance

That subtle and clearly recognizable slight raising of a rump cheek, to allow a fart to freely escape.
Look at that fartstance, there’s no question he has terrible gas!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2018
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Fartash

An extremely rare and unique Persian name meaning honorable and graceful. You will be lucky to come across anyone with this name even once in your lifetime. This name most-likely belongs to someone of Iranian decent. Typical nicknames given to people with this name are Fart-ash, Farty, and Fartass. Despite the word fart being in the name, most people with this name are not highly flatulent. This name likely belongs to someone who is very intelligent, cool, and hilarious. You don't wanna mess with Fartash.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Fartash, the new kid?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I've never met someone with that name before.
by Fmister April 17, 2011
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fartstack

A seemingly never-ending succession of farts, lined up in a geometric or linear pattern.
Gee Bob, did you see Jim and his fartstack earlier today? I thought it would never end.
by Phil Saberhagen January 17, 2004
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farttastic

Something that is farttastic smells bad. If it's not a tangible thing, but you think it would smell bad if it was real, that would also be farttastic.

In Spanish, the word is farttastico.
rachel: imogen and spek should come back.
israel: yeah, them being gone is totally farttastic.

child: mom, what are you cooking?

mother: my family's secret recipe, doesn't it smell great?
child: no, it's totally farttastic!
by israel!! October 13, 2009
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fartstagram

The act of recording your own flatulence and instant messaging it to others.
Did you get that fartstagram Bridgett sent?

OMG! Yes, I think she shit herself!
by Redbarn Guy October 14, 2015
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Fartstagram

The act of recording the sound of your flatulence and instant messaging it to others.
Did you get Bridgett's Fartstagram?

Sounded like she shit herself!
by Redbarn Guy October 14, 2015
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