fartcatcher

An obsequious servant, waiter, or sales assistant; one who continually follows closely behind their employer/customer, fawning and pathetically eager to please.

The moment you entered the store, you had a fartcatcher treading on your heels.

by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007

fartscratcher

Really big ripper type of fart made when you have an itch on the asshole and publicly can't dig. Best made in a loud environment.

"Dude, my ass itches, but I can't scratch it here!" "No prob holmes, I'll cough and you just release a sweet fartscratcher!"

by Absolom24 December 31, 2013

Fartcatchers

High-waisted panties, specially those so high-waisted as to cover the bellybutton at the front, and look even more weird as shit for our sober modern standards from the back, as if the wearer had a great problem letting even the smallest amount of fart to ever leave her, hence the name.

Gordon: Hey Chad, how was your sexy time with that hot chick last night?

Chad: She was wearing fucking fartcatchers! My boner withered as quickly as I kicked that bitch out of the room!

Gordon: So gay. Bad choice of underwear tho

by SHITCOCK February 8, 2013

Fart Catcher

Political aide who covers up or spins a politician's gaffs.

Don't worry about Larry, his fart catchers will take care of everything.

by Billy Bob 2003 July 28, 2009

farsnatcher

Someone that will always ask to borrow something but will not return it until asked alot up to about 5 times.

dude for the past week he has been a farsnatcher with some of my games

by q w e r t y September 26, 2020

Fart Catcher

A person who cannot get their tongue further up the bosses / superiors / other persons arsehole. A kiss-arse. An arse licker. A rimmer. Someone who unnecessarily worships someone so much they catch their precious farts lest they be released into thin air.

That Tony Blair is a real fart catcher to George W Bush!

by JackersKnackers March 26, 2008