fagstache 

A moustache worn by one of the fag persuasion, usually quite thin and always unshaved.

The mustache your friend tried to sport in 9th grade, consisting of approximately 11 hairs.

fagstache by Gary S January 24, 2005

fartache

When you hold in a fart and you get a stomachache.

Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!

Susie: Oh are you okay?

fartache by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009

fagstacles 

People, places, things, or events that get in one's way which are gay; either literally or figuratively.

There exist many fagstacles along the road of life.

fagstacles by HomegirlBooty March 31, 2023

fobstache 

Mustaches that FOBs (fresh off the boat) have at a very young age. Around their teen years. People with these fobstaches are usually found in Cyber Cafes playing Counter-Strike and other online-games. Beware, these people usually are older than they look and sometimes have a machete in their back pocket so be cautious.

Yo Bernard you better shave that shit off you're growing a fobstache there.

fobstache by vietdragon February 1, 2005

fustache

A very thin, almost imperceiveable spread of facial hair found on the upper lip. Often found on teenage males.
Fake-Mustache
F-ustache
Fustache

Nice fustache.
Look at Bobby's little fustache.

fustache by j.w.d November 30, 2006

wispy faglestache 

a hipster who has a light mustache due to either being unkempt, they find a mustache ironic, they're Parisian, or simply cannot grow a real mustache due to being ethnic. A person with wispy faglestache usually looks like they've been dirty sanchez-ed.

I spotted a Wispy Faglestache the other day at Starbucks.

OR

In the 1980's Larry Bird wore a wispy faglestache.

wispy faglestache by djparallax December 29, 2009

Frostache 

when your mustache is a shape of a Afro.

ex: "dude you needa shave your Frostache."

Frostache by UnMethRek September 12, 2011