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Fartstracted by Brent’s wife 458 August 24, 2019
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Facestracted
John: Did you read over and correct the report I sent to you?
David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.
David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.
Facestracted by XanderP81 July 30, 2010
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Frattracted
When a girl is only attracted to a guy because he's in a frat, not because he is good looking or has a good personality.
Person 1: I can't believe Anthony got with Maddison last night.
Person 2: I can! She's only frattracted to him. She's only in it for the beer and the drugs.
Person 2: I can! She's only frattracted to him. She's only in it for the beer and the drugs.
Frattracted by pewe17 November 3, 2016
frustracted
frustracted by natttleee December 27, 2007
fartstrated
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.