Fartstracted 

Getting so distracted by a fart that you stop mid-sentence to find the source.

“Sorry I’m late, I got so fartstracted at the annual chili cook off!”

Fartstracted by Brent’s wife 458 August 24, 2019

Facestracted 

to be distracted by Facebook from getting on with real life responsibilites and obligations.

John: Did you read over and correct the report I sent to you?

David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.

Facestracted by XanderP81 July 30, 2010

Frattracted 

When a girl is only attracted to a guy because he's in a frat, not because he is good looking or has a good personality.

Person 1: I can't believe Anthony got with Maddison last night.
Person 2: I can! She's only frattracted to him. She's only in it for the beer and the drugs.

Frattracted by pewe17 November 3, 2016

frustracted 

Frustrated and distracted at the same time.

I'm frustracted with my homework. (frustrating me, and distracting me from doing fun things)

frustracted by natttleee December 27, 2007

fartstrated 

Frustrated with all the farts. Usually in reference to your dog.

Ugh I'm so fartstrated with Brutus. My eyes are burning.

fartstrated by Whiskey kcco February 2, 2017