Definitions by Finbarthebad
SHIT TO A BLANKET
To adhere strongly to, to follow closely. Also used to describe the presence of an unwanted person who will not take a hint.
1) That adhesive is brilliant. It sticks like shit to a blanket!
2) I knew they were following me, but I couldn't shake them off. They stuck to me like shit to a blanket.
3) She latched on to me in the bar and I couldn't get rid of her. She stuck like shit to a blanket.
2) I knew they were following me, but I couldn't shake them off. They stuck to me like shit to a blanket.
3) She latched on to me in the bar and I couldn't get rid of her. She stuck like shit to a blanket.
SHIT TO A BLANKET by Finbarthebad October 3, 2007
wash me and send for a priest
An expression of disgust or annoyance generally at the wanton stupidity or crassness of another, a facetious request for the Last Rites, indicating one has thrown his or her hand in, and given up altogether.
wash me and send for a priest by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007
the job's fucked/knackered
the job's fucked/knackered by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007
Britches arse steam
He's happy enough sitting behind a desk, but mention a job involving britches arse steam and he'll be off like a shot.
Britches arse steam by Finbarthebad July 22, 2007
fartcatcher
An obsequious servant, waiter, or sales assistant; one who continually follows closely behind their employer/customer, fawning and pathetically eager to please.
fartcatcher by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007
piss and wind
He's in there saying what he's going to do, and what he's not going to do - all piss and wind as usual.
piss and wind by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007
rocking horse shit
rocking horse shit by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007