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1. Miles Per Hour. The ratio of the distance traveled (in miles) to the time spent traveling (in hours).
2. The Make Poverty History campaign is a unique UK alliance of charities, spiritual groups, trade unions, campaigning groups and celebrities who are mobilising around key opportunities in 2005 to drive forward the struggle against poverty and injustice. The symbol of the campaign is a white wristband which is usually made of cotton with the campaign logo stamped on it.
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by jeff24 July 02, 2005
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1)The abbreviation of `My pussy hurts`, describing a guy who is too lame to do anything as cool as drive to the store for beer. I mean right now, man, I`m dry.

2)The state or condition of being an ass pirate. We need beer now!
Hey man, let's go sailing in this hurricane.
Not today, I've got MPH.
Whatever, cockgobbler.
by theKingfisher October 21, 2004
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an abbreviation for men per hour, to describe a women or homosexual is a slut
Man, that chick 35 MPHing.
Dude, he is such a homesxual, he is a 25 MPHer i bet.
by talon112991 July 10, 2008
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My pussy hurts. When a guy is weak both physically and mentally. Usually extremely sensitive and can't take a joke.
Hey, why is Sid all mad?
Oh, he has a case of mph.

We're rigging up, they decided to call in sick?
Yeah, he said he has a severe case of mph.
by mrhealer April 06, 2014
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She really ramped up her MPH last night and is super hungover this morning for it!
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