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That subtle and clearly recognizable slight raising of a rump cheek, to allow a fart to freely escape.

Look at that fartstance, there’s no question he has terrible gas!

fartstance by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2018

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fartstack

A seemingly never-ending succession of farts, lined up in a geometric or linear pattern.

Gee Bob, did you see Jim and his fartstack earlier today? I thought it would never end.

fartstack by Phil Saberhagen January 17, 2004

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Fartsistance

To help a fart come out by leaning to one side; raising one butt cheek or pressing on your belly.

My farts always come out easier after some fartsistance.

Fartsistance by nutty_poo October 16, 2008

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fartsauce

When two people fart and the smells combine to form a new and powerful stench.

Caitlyn and Darin sat in the car and farted from some nasty Mexican food and the car reaked of fartsauce!

fartsauce by Shanika LaQueefa December 27, 2011

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fartstache

A dirty moustache, or the hair in your ass.

"When I poop, a lot is left in my fartstache".

"Check out John's fartstache! Man, he really should get rid of it."

fartstache by Sele92 November 2, 2013

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Fartulance

The act of farting extremely loud and incredibly stankily.

Aww man.....who just passed fartulance.

Fartulance by Neebee October 10, 2012

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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