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Fastball 

When you shoot fecal matter out of your rectum with velocity causing a stain on the back of the toilet; usually when you have to go real bad
Damn bro. I hit that with a fastball so bad it looks late someone got their brains blown out!
Fastball by PerkWitaK October 6, 2017

Fastball 

A so-so Houston based band. Had 1 hit, The Way, in the mid-ish 90's.
"But where were they going without ever knowing the way?"
Fastball by El Toro Grande September 15, 2004

Fastball 

infamous hashtag that is trending nationwide thanks to Charlie Sheen.
Ready for my next #fastball, world? PLAN BETTER Applies to everything where an excuse now sits. Try it. U won't be wrong. Ever. #PlanBetter
Fastball by sheener55 April 16, 2011

Fastball 

Fastest pitch in baseball. There are several varieties, such as the 4-seam, 2-seam, cutter, and split.
Got him swinging at the 2-2 fastball.
Fastball by Rodney Basil October 3, 2003

Fastball 

1. A High Speed Pitch From A Pitcher On The Opposing Baseball Team
2. The State Police Term For A Afro- American Male. Used By Sliding 2 Fingers Up and Down Your Fore-Arm. Also See Deuce
1. That Pitcher Threw A 101 MPH. Fastball And Struck Me Out.
2. I Pulled A Car Over Last Night For D.U.I. And The Driver Was A Drunk Fastball...
Fastball by Rodney Farva September 22, 2005

Fastball 

When you place your hand in a cup-shaped form behind your ass. Then you fart into your hand and move your hand (still in cup shape) towards your friend / person's nose, carrying the fart in it. Hence a fastball.
My fastball just knocked out Kim Dollof.
Fastball by Ryan Leighton February 9, 2005